Keeping a marriage strong can sometimes feel like navigating a maze of complexities. But let’s lighten the mood with a joke that offers a humorous take on the dynamics between husbands and wives.
Picture this: a preacher, during his sermon, drops a zinger. He says: “If you know your wife is calling the shots, shift to the left”.
Now, here’s where it gets amusing. Every man in the congregation, save one, swiftly shuffles to the left. The preacher, seeing this, can’t help but feel a sense of relief that there’s at least one man who’s not under the thumb of his wife.
So, he decides to investigate, asking the lone ranger: “How come your wife isn’t pulling your strings like the rest?”
With a serene smile, the man replies: “Simple. My wife told me not to budge”.
These Fifth Grade Boys Give A Hilarious Performance At Their School Talent Show
It’s amazing to watch youngsters perform in school talent shows, whether they’re acting, singing, dancing, or showcasing another talent. While it’s true that all contestants should be commended for taking the stage and giving it their all in front of their peers, every now and then you’ll see a performance that truly hits the mark, showcasing inventiveness that beyond the competitors’ age range.
This was the performance that four Texas fifth graders from New Braunfels Christian Academy put on for the Elementary Talent Show in 2017. The students covered themselves with a black cloth at the beginning of their performance in order to keep it secret all the way through. The fabric was torn away, revealing the boys’ baby clothes, replete with little prosthetic legs they could move about with their arms. The audience immediately exploded into laughter, and that was only the start.The audience was even more delighted with what came next: the boys donned their suits and danced brilliantly and imaginatively to a number of hit songs. The opening song, Taylor Swift’s “Shake It Off,” had the males dancing and miming with enthusiasm. The crowd’s favorite was Carl Douglas’s “Kung Fu Fighting,” when the four dancers in suits displayed their kung fu skills to cheers and applause.
Leave a Reply