Wife: honey can you plz help me cleaning the garden.
Husband: do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Ooh sorry honey, OK then fix the bathroom door.
Husband: do I look like a carpenter?…..
Then husband walks out, after coming back from were he went, he found the garden cleaned and the door fixed.
Husband: I knew my wife will do this all by herself….!
Wife: no its not me.
Husband: who then!
Wife: our neighbor
Husband: you paid him how much?
Wife: No, he just gave me two options, bread or sex….
Husband: I hope u gave him bread Wife: do I look like a bakery!!!!
‘A true miracle’: A 6-month-old baby starts singing inside a church. Everybody enjoyed it
A five-month-old baby surprised and astonished everyone in a nearby church by starting to sing on the spot and winning everyone over.
During a typical Sunday service, the proudly held baby surprised everyone by contributing an amazing voice to the choir’s songs.
The congregation did not know what wonder they were about to witness when they gathered to pray. The infant, who was only beginning to sit up on his or her own, contributed sounds that were more melodious than typical baby gibberish as the choir began to sing. The child seemed to have a natural aptitude to play music from birth.
Awe and delight flooded the church as the baby’s lovely noises were heard. The surprise song’s purity and beauty touched and delighted the parents, who relished the moment.
Everyone in attendance will never forget the baby’s brief but enchanted performance, which served as a constant reminder of the beauty and magic that abound in ordinary life. Examine it.
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