A mom and dad took their 6-year-old son to a undressed beach. While walking along the shore, the boy saw that some of the women had bigger chests than his mom’s and asked her why.
His mom replied: “The bigger they are, the dumber the person is”.
Happy with the answer, the boy ran off to play in the ocean. A little later, he came back to tell his mom that many of the men had larger “privates” than his dad. His mom said: “The bigger they are, the dumber the person is”.
Again pleased with this response, the boy went back to play. Not long after, he returned once more.
He exclaimed: “Daddy is talking to the silliest girl on the beach, and the longer he talks, the sillier he gets!”
My Ex-husband Got Our House, Car and All Our Money After Divorce – I Laughed Because That Was Exactly What I Planned
Nicole surprisingly consents to give Mike everything in their divorce after a tense marriage characterized by his fixation with worldly wealth. Nicole’s laughing, however, betrays a covert plot in progress as Mike celebrates his “victory.” Mike is unaware that she is going to make her last move.I looked like the defeated ex-wife as I left the lawyer’s office, my shoulders hunched and my face expressionless.A
It was raining heavily, and the dismal sky reflected my mood, or at least the one I wanted everyone to believe I was in.A woman passing by an interior window
With a small smile that is still on my lips. I didn’t give a damn. It was going to be enjoyable.An elevator with a woman | Source: Midjourney A couple weeks prior to now… Years had passed since Mike and I had been happy, but it wasn’t your typical breakup. Mike was fixated on his appearance. He was all about wearing only designer clothing, owning the largest house on the block, and having ostentatious cars.
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