These are hilarious! It’s true; a good laugh can turn any day around, and these jokes are a perfect pick-me-up. I especially love the Christmas surprise one with the elderly couple—it’s such a classic “get the family together” move! The janitor-artist joke is also a gem; the twist about him already having a master’s degree adds a smart, witty touch. And I have to admit, the fish story at the end really got me. The man’s quick thinking with “What fish?” is brilliant.
Jokes like these highlight just how humor can capture life’s irony and keep us laughing even when things get complicated. Thank you for sharing these! Want any more light-hearted stories or jokes along these lines?
Candace Owens launches a scathing attack on Taylor Swift, labeling her as “terrible”
Candace Owens has bad blood for Taylor Swift, accusing the superstar of manipulating her young fans for personal gain and injecting liberal poIitics into her songs. The conservative speaker and documentary filmmaker delivered her judgment on a premier version of the DailyWire’s podcast, telling listeners Swift’s “toxic feminism” is setting women back decades.
“She’s the most toxic feminist that’s ever existed,” said Owens, “and what she does is basically, the threat is if she doesn’t get what she wants she writes a song about a guy and then has 15 million girls sing the songs and drops little cIues so they know who it’s about. It’s totally psychotic if you really think about it.”
I hope you really appreciate how psychotic that is if you can’t go two weeks without writing a song about” her dating history, citing past squeezes like John Mayer.
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