This Is How I Won a Prank War My Neighbor and I Had Going for the past Year
It started off innocently enough. Selene parked her car in the wrong parking spot, fueling a prank war with Paul, the real owner of the parking spot. As the months went by, the pair continued their prank war, but Selen started to wonder about the future of these seemingly innocent practical jokes. She took matters into her own hands and asked Paul out for dinner, under the guise of someone else. Will it be the ultimate prank or something more?
It all began with a parking mishap. It was just one innocent mistake that spiraled into a year-long prank war with my neighbor, Paul.
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One evening, I accidentally parked in Paul’s parking spot in our apartment building’s lot. It was late, I was exhausted, and I just wanted to crawl into bed.
I didn’t think much of it until the next morning when I was on my way to the office. There, on my car, on an empty takeaway cup, a note was scrawled in messy handwriting.
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Thanks for ruining my day.
“Oh, crap,” I said to myself when I sat in the car. I needed to make amends.
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The following morning, I left a warm cup of coffee on Paul’s car roof with a note that read:
Sorry for the mix-up. I hope this makes up for it.
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If you’re wondering, Paul and I didn’t know each other. We just lived in the same apartment block and knew everyone’s names and door numbers.
A few days later, I found a bill from a car-washing service under my windshield wiper. It seemed that Paul didn’t notice the coffee that I left and spilled it all over his car when he drove off.
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I refused to pay the bill, and thus, the little war began.
“I think that you and this mysterious Paul are either going to fall in love or end up despising each other,” my friend Daphne said at work.
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“Probably the latter,” I said. “It was all fine until he gave me a bill.”
“Selene,” she said knowingly, “I’m telling you, this is just the beginning.”
The next day, I left my work phone number on his car.
Call me regarding the payment.
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Paul called me later that evening.
“Really? You thought that leaving coffee on the roof of a car was a good idea?” he asked, going straight into it.
“How was I supposed to know that you’d drive off without looking? Besides, it was a peace offering!”
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“More like a disaster,” he said. “It was all over my window. Pay the car wash bill, please.”
“I’m not paying for it,” I said, hanging up.
After that, the pranks escalated quickly.
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“I told you,” Daphne said when she came home with me one evening. “It’s going to get more intense. You need to listen to me. Trust me on this, you and this guy are going to get under each other’s skin.”
“I don’t know about that, Daph,” I said, dishing out the curry we had bought for dinner.
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“But you’re having fun?” she asked, tearing into a piece of bread.
“I am!” I said. “Mainly because it’s nothing serious.”
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One day, I found my car doors wrapped in plastic wrap.
The next week, I retaliated by covering Paul’s car in sticky notes, each one asking him to fix his parking.
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“If it rains tonight,” Paul said, immediately calling me after seeing the sticky notes, “you’ll have a mushy mess of paper to clean up.”
“I think you’ll figure it out for yourself,” I said, hiding behind my curtain.
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I had to admit, I was attracted to him. I didn’t know if Paul knew who I was, but it was easier for me to watch him from my apartment. I had gotten used to watching him wash his car.
It turned out that it was comforting. There was a sense of intimacy that we had built up.
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After months of back-and-forth pranks, ranging from balloons tied onto car handles and window wipers, to fake parking tickets, I decided that it was time to end the war.
“But you need a grand finale,” Daphne said as we sat in our office, trying to work through month-end reports.
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“Like what?” I asked, typing away at my keyboard.
“You’re into him, right?” she asked, sipping her coffee.
“I think so,” I said. “But I don’t know much about him.”
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“Then get to know him,” my friend pressed on. “There’s something there; if not, this would have ended a long time ago.”
“Fine,” I said. “But you write the note. He knows my handwriting now.”
We intended to write a note from a secret admirer.
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“She can just be someone from your apartment,” Daphne said. “And it’s not like you and Paul have even interacted in person, Selene. To be honest, I don’t know how you’ve managed to stay anonymous for so long.”
“It’s the thrill of it,” I said.
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Early the next morning, I left the note that Daphne had written on Paul’s car.
Hey, I saw you leaving your car and couldn’t help but notice how handsome you are. Let’s have dinner?
I added my personal number that he wouldn’t recognize at the bottom.
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To my surprise, Paul called me later that morning.
“Selene, you’ll never guess what happened!” he said excitedly. “Some woman left me a note on my car.”
“Really?” I asked, feigning surprise. “What did it say?”
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“She said that I was handsome and she wanted to have dinner. She left her number, too. So, I’m going to text her and go.”
Paul took the bait and texted me. We set up a date, and I, still pretending to be someone else, agreed to meet him at a local restaurant.
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I was already seated, suddenly nervous. We had been at this for so long; what if everything blew up in my face?
What if I was living in a romantic comedy and Paul actually couldn’t stand me?
Almost ready to leave, Paul walked into the restaurant.
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“Hey, you’re here! You look familiar,” he said. “But I suppose I have seen you around the building.”
He spoke quickly, as though he was just as nervous.
“I’m sure that’s exactly it,” I said, smiling.
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“Your voice reminds me of my neighbor, Selene. I’m sure you’ve seen us pranking each other recently,” he chuckled, his eyes glazing over as if lost in a memory.
“What’s that been like?” I asked.
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“Well, Daphne,” he said, as I had introduced myself over text, “it’s been hilarious. It’s been the best few months of my life.”
“It sounds like she’s grown on you,” I said, smiling.
“She’s feisty, all right,” he said, ordering himself a whiskey.
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The rest of the evening went by smoothly, but the more Paul spoke, the more I found myself genuinely enjoying his company. He was charming, funny, and surprisingly sweet.
By the time our meals arrived, I couldn’t keep the truth from him any longer.
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“Paul,” I said, picking up my cocktail, “there’s something I need to tell you.”
“What’s that?” he asked, looking me in the eye.
“I haven’t been very honest about this date,” I said slowly. “I’m Selene.”
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Paul’s jaw dropped.
“Wait, really?” he asked. “Why did you want to meet like this?”
“I don’t know,” I replied honestly. “Call it insecurity? Daphne is my best friend; I asked her to write the note, and I used her name. I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have deceived you.”
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“No, no,” he said, a large smile forming on his face. “I’ve never had this much fun with anyone. I’m glad we got to meet. Finally.”
The rest of the evening went much smoother, knowing that we had something in common. It was something to bond over. And more than that, there was chemistry between us. It wasn’t just me.
“I’m glad we did this,” Paul said as we went our separate ways in the parking lot. “It needed to happen.”
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“And now, we’re here,” I said, taking his hand, suddenly feeling brave.
I don’t know where our relationship will go or what it will become, but I do know that I’ve taken the first step toward something.
What would you have done?
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My Wife Set Hidden Cameras at Her Ex-husband’s Home While He Was Away — I Told Him Everything & He Came up with a Plan
When Denise’s jealousy over her ex-husband’s new relationship drives her to plant hidden cameras in his home, she sets off a chain of events that forces her to confront her unresolved feelings. As secrets unravel, Denise must choose between holding on to the past or rebuilding her future.
Blended families come with their own unique challenges, but I never expected mine to include hidden cameras, confrontations, and a battle of egos.
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I married Denise two years ago, and while I knew her past was complicated, I didn’t realize how much it would spill into our lives. Denise had a six-year-old daughter, Shelby, with her ex-husband, Elon, and their co-parenting arrangement was… tense.
Denise was overbearing when it came to our stepdaughter, and her fixation on Elon’s life didn’t help anything.
Elon, to his credit, hadn’t dated anyone seriously since their divorce. Denise often said that was better.
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“There will be no witchy stepmom messing up my daughter’s life, Levi,” she said to me one night over a glass of wine and salads. “Shelby’s life will be perfect, and I’ll be the only mother she ever knows.”
But when Elon introduced his new girlfriend, Lena, into the picture, Denise’s carefully constructed narrative crumbled before her eyes.
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“And you know what?! Levi! She’s met Shelby already!” she fumed over dinner. “What kind of woman just waltzes into a child’s life like that? He should’ve asked me first!”
She slammed the spoon so hard into the pasta dish that specks of food went everywhere.
I kept quiet, unwilling to fuel the fire. Elon didn’t owe Denise updates about his personal life anymore. But Denise wasn’t one to let things go. She demanded to meet Lena, claiming that it was her right as a mother to “test” anyone around her daughter.
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“Seriously, Levi. I need to know if this woman is good for my child or if she’ll just cause Shelby to go to therapy.”
A few weeks later, I was using Denise’s tablet when a message from her mom caught my attention.
Have you checked the feed yet, Denise? What’s Lena like?
“What the hell? Oh, Denise, what have you done?” I muttered.
The feed?
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My stomach tightened as I scrolled through their messages, piecing it all together. Denise had used the spare key Elon had given her to install hidden cameras in his house.
“This key is just in case Shelby leaves something behind when she’s with you, Denise,” Elon had said over family brunch one weekend. “I know it’s weird for you, given our history, but I’d rather know that you can get to her things if I’m not there.”
I’ll admit, I respected the heck out of him for that. Honestly, which man would just give his ex-wife keys to his house?
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But this… what Denise had done… it actually repulsed me.
When I confronted her, she didn’t even look guilty.
“It’s not what you think, babe,” she said defensively. “I just need to make sure Lena’s treating my baby girl right.”
“By spying on them? In their private time?” I shot back, almost dropping my cup of coffee. “This isn’t normal, Denise. It’s invasive, and I’m pretty sure it breaks a few laws, too.”
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She crossed her arms, her expression icy.
“You don’t understand. And you don’t care about Shelby the way I do. I guess you don’t… she’s not your child anyway.”
I was furious. Sure, Shelby may not have been my biological child, but she was as good as! This wasn’t about protecting her. This was about Denise’s obsession with control. And her jealousy over Elon moving on with his life.
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I couldn’t let it slide. I had to be the bigger person. I had to do the right thing.
When I told Elon about the cameras, he was furious.
His jaw clenched as he paced the room, muttering under his breath. But then he stopped, his expression softened into something I didn’t expect: a sly grin.
“Thanks, Lev,” he said. “I appreciate the honesty and the heads up. But now it’s my turn to ‘test’ Denise.”
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“Wait,” I muttered. “What are you going to do?”
“Nothing hectic,” he replied sheepishly. “Don’t worry, I’ll let you know everything.”
He laid out his plan.
He was going to pretend he didn’t know about the cameras and act perfectly polite and loving with Lena. So much so that it would drive Denise up the wall. Then, he was going to set the stage for a confrontation.
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Look, I wasn’t sure that it was the best idea, but even I had to admit that Denise needed to learn that her actions had consequences.
Elon knew Denise would watch every second of the footage. It was something that I believed too, even though the thought of it made me uneasy.
What was Denise still holding onto? Was this really about Shelby? Or was this about Elon finding love with someone else? I didn’t know what to think.
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But Elon was absolutely right. Denise did watch every moment. He and Lena played their parts perfectly, making casual but affectionate comments to each other often. One offhand remark from Lena, about Elon loving her cooking, sent Denise spiraling.
“She thinks she’s so much better than me, Levi!” Denise ranted that night, pacing the living room. “As if her cooking could ever compare to mine. Seriously, what is this man thinking? She probably only wants his money… and the house.”
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The next day, Denise announced that she was hosting a family dinner. She spent hours in the kitchen, preparing an elaborate spread.
Elon, of course, thought that it was the perfect chance to expose her publicly.
“Of course, I’ll be there!” he said into the phone. “Anything to make Shelby happy! And the kiddo loves having us all together.”
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The dinner started off tense but polite. Denise was on edge, glaring at Lena whenever she laughed at one of Elon’s jokes. Elon, meanwhile, played the perfect guest, complimenting the food and chatting warmly.
But Denise couldn’t hold back for long. I knew she was biting her tongue. And I also knew that she was going to explode.
As dessert was served, a large cheesecake, Denise’s act began to crumble.
“So… now you like my cooking? It’s not so bad after all, is it?”
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Elon set down his fork slowly, his expression calm but cold.
“What on earth are you talking about?”
“You know what I mean!” she snapped loudly, throwing her napkin to the floor. “I’m talking about your girlfriend supposedly cooking better than me. You love her cooking, don’t you?”
He leaned back, his gaze piercing.
“What are you getting this from, Denise? When have I ever said such a thing to your face? When have I ever told anyone that?”
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Checkmate, I thought, taking a sip of my wine.
Denise faltered, her composure slipping.
“Of course, you said it… to your girlfriend,” she stammered. “I overheard it… you must have been here. How else would I hear it?”
Elon stood, his tone suddenly ice cold.
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“I know about the cameras, Denise,” he said evenly. “I know what you did.”
The room went silent.
“That’s low. Real low. Do you realize that I could take you to court for this? Spying on me and my personal life? But I won’t. For the sake of our daughter, I’ll let this go, but let me be clear, this is your first and only warning. Do not interfere in my life again. Don’t even think about it. I have proof, and I won’t hesitate next time.”
Denise’s face went pale. She looked to me for support, but I shook my head.
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“Yes, it was me. I told him about the cameras,” I said firmly. “I couldn’t hide something like that. It’s not just your reputation at stake but mine as well. And honestly, in this situation, I’m on his side.”
That was the final blow. Denise broke down into tears, apologizing to us all profusely.
Later that night, when Shelby was in bed and Denise and I were sitting on the porch outside, she admitted her true feelings. She admitted that she’d been struggling to cope with the divorce on a whole and that while she didn’t have any feelings for Elon, she was still jealous over Elon’s new relationship.
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“I need you to consider therapy, love,” I said. “There’s a lot of unresolved feelings here. And they’re going to poison our marriage, your relationship with Elon, and eventually… your relationship with Shelby.”
“But… I don’t know, Levi,” she muttered.
“Denise… if you don’t try, I don’t know if we’ll survive.”
For once, Denise listened.
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It had been months since that dinner, the night everything unraveled.
Since then, Denise had started her therapy, and while the progress wasn’t instant, I could see a change in her. She wasn’t as quick to lash out, and she seemed more focused on being present for our family.
One afternoon, she approached me in the kitchen, her hands fidgeting with the hem of her shirt.
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“Elon asked me to meet him for coffee,” she said hesitantly.
I raised an eyebrow while chopping the vegetables for our noodles.
“I think I need to do this,” she said. “For closure.”
Denise sat across Elon, a steaming cup of tea between them. She had rehearsed this moment in her head for days, but now, the words caught in her throat.
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Elon waited patiently, his expression unreadable.
“I owe you an apology,” she said quietly.
“For what, specifically?”
“For everything. For invading your privacy, for trying to control your life, for… not letting go.”
Elon leaned back in his chair, studying her.
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“Why now?”
“Therapy has made me realize a lot of things, things I wasn’t ready to face before. I was angry about the divorce, and about how easily you seemed to move on… But then, how could I feel that way when I was already married to Levi? Instead of dealing with those feelings, I buried them under my need to be… right.”
“You always did hate losing,” he said.
A small smile tugged at her lips.
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“That hasn’t changed, but I’ve realized that being right isn’t the same as being happy. And I wasn’t fair to you. Or Lena. Or Levi. Or Shelby.”
“I won’t lie, Denise,” Elon said. “What you did… it crossed a line. But I do appreciate you owning up to it. Now, for the love of all that’s good, live your life, Denise. Have some fun with Levi. Make memories. New memories. Don’t worry about the past, we’re good. And we can co-parent our child in peace.”
Denise laughed softly.
“That’s the last time I’ll actually accept your instructions,” she said.
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