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A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. Don’t bother coming after me.”
Then she hide under the bed to see his reaction.
After a short while, the husband comes home and she could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom.
She could see him walk towards the dresser and pick up the note.
After a few minutes, he wrote something on it before picking up the phone and calling someone.
“She’s finally gone…yeah I know, about bloody time, I’m coming to see you, put on that sexy French nightie.
I love you…can’t wait to see you…we’ll do all the naughty things you like.”
He hung up, grabbed his keys and left.
She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed.
Seething with rage and with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note to see what he wrote…
“I can see your feet. We’re outta bread: be back in five minutes.”
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In a spectacle reminiscent of a Hollywood blockbuster, the mausoleum housing the fabled Elvis Presley was unsealed after fifty years of secrecy, sending seismic waves across the realms of music and popular culture. What lay concealed within promised to astonish even the most devoted disciples of the Rock ‘n’ Roll monarch.
Presley’s sepulcher had stood as an untouched sanctuary for half a century, a hallowed monument to his immortal influence and larger-than-life legend. However, when the moment arrived to open its doors and inter his cherished former spouse, Priscilla, alongside him, the revelation awaiting defied all expectations.
As the coffin was gingerly raised from its resting place, a collective intake of breath swept through the throngs assembled to witness this epochal occasion. Within the tomb, instead of the mortal remains of Elvis Presley, lay naught but vacant space, an astonishing disclosure that left aficionados and scholars alike grappling with incredulity.
Amidst a flurry of conjecture regarding the whereabouts of Presley’s earthly remains, speculation ran rampant, spanning from elaborate charades to clandestine internments in distant locales. Yet, amid the maelstrom of confusion and doubt, one fact remained immutable, Elvis Presley, the preeminent King of Rock ‘n’ Roll, had etched an enduring legacy upon the world, transcending even the bounds of mortality.
With the tomb securely sealed once again, the enduring legacy of Presley received a poignant reaffirmation, his essence forever enshrined within the collective consciousness of fans spanning the globe. While the enigma surrounding his ultimate resting site might persist as an unsolved enigma, there remains an unequivocal truth, Elvis Presley’s profound influence on the realms of music and culture will persist, an eternal wellspring of inspiration and fascination for generations yet to unfold.
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