When I got home from work, I found long blonde hair strands in my bed. The thing is, I have dark curly hair and live alone, with my boyfriend occasionally crashing over. Curious and unsettled, I checked the building’s CCTV footage and was shaken to the core when I learned whose blonde hair it was.
Ugh, Thursdays. They always drag on forever. And that evening was no different.
I practically crawled through the door after a brutal day of data entry, my brain fried and my feet screaming. All I wanted was a steaming mug of ginger tea and a good Netflix binge.
Slipping into my PJs, I pulled the covers back on autopilot. But then I froze. Right there, smack dab in the center of my white pillow, a single, glaring strand of blonde hair lay accusingly…
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My heart did a double take, then plummeted to my stomach. My hair? Dark brunette, almost black, the kind that disappears against a black sweater.
This? This was sunshine blonde, the kind that practically glowed under the dim light of my bedroom lamp.
Panic clawed at my throat. I live alone. Completely. Utterly. Alone. So where the heck did this come from?
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Suddenly, a million questions swarmed my head… a tangled mess of “whys” and “hows.”
Was there someone in my apartment? Had there been a break-in? Or worse… was there someone I didn’t know? Someone who shouldn’t have been here, sharing my bed?
I glanced at the hair again, feeling more puzzled than ever. I needed answers.
“Who could it be?” I muttered to myself, my mind racing with possibilities as I stared at my bed.
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Alright, so maybe one blonde hair wasn’t a big deal. I thought maybe it could’ve snagged on something, but then… there were more. Like, creepy amounts scattered across my bed like tiny blonde soldiers.
This was officially WEIRD.
“Mission: Mystery Hair” began with questioning my boyfriend, Shawn, who occasionally crashes at my place. I presented him with the evidence: a clump of blonde strands on display like a crime scene photo.
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“Yo Boo Bear,” I said, holding up the hair CSI style. “What’s this all about?”
Shawn’s eyes almost popped out of his head. “Whose are those?!”
“That’s the million dollar question, babe,” I said, my voice maybe a smidge shaky. “You know anyone with questionable blonde highlights?”
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He furrowed his brow, looking like a betrayed puppy. “What the hell? Are you seriously accusing me of bringing someone over here, Evie?”
Ugh, no! That’s not what I meant AT ALL and stammered, “No, no, of course not! But these hairs didn’t magically appear during a blonde fairy convention, you know! Just trying to figure things out.”
Shawn crossed his arms, looking like a thunderstorm was brewing. “So you DO think I’m cheating? Seriously??”
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“Ugh, baby, NO! It’s about the freaking hair, not some big betrayal narrative!” I tried to keep it cool, but I swear my voice was doing that high-pitched dolphin thing.
He scoffed. “Sounds like you trust me about as much as a fly-by-night politician. Maybe I should just bounce if that’s how you feel.”
And BOOM! There it goes. Nuclear meltdown engaged. “Hold up, Shawn! Don’t go all nuclear just yet!” I ran after him.
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“Wait a minute,” I pleaded, trying to defuse the situation faster than a bomb squad. “These sheets were fresh outta the dryer this morning, and my girlfriends haven’t darkened my doorstep in ages.”
Shawn threw his hands up like, “What am I supposed to do with this?!”
“So what, Evie?” he barked. “You think I’m sneaking some secret lady friend in here while you’re at work? Come on, that’s crazy talk.”
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Shucks, NO. Not what I was saying! “No, no, not at all! Just…these hairs didn’t materialize out of thin air, you know? Trying to get some logic here,” I reasoned.
But Shawn’s face had gone full on an ice cube tray.
“Alright, you know what?” he sighed. “I see where this is going.” He dug into his pocket and yanked out my spare key like a magician revealing a dove. “Here, take these. I ain’t setting foot back in here until you trust me again.”
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Before I could sputter out a protest, he stormed out, slamming the door like a dramatic movie exit.
I raced to the hallway, spare keys clutched in my hand, but by the time I reached the elevator doors, Shawn already vanished.
Defeated and totally bummed, I stood there feeling like a kicked puppy.
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This can’t be the end, right? There had to be a reason for the rogue blonde strands, and I wasn’t giving up that easily. Deep breath in, deep breath out. Time to Sherlock Holmes this situation.
“Alright, Operation: Mystery Hair, Phase Two!” I muttered to myself.
Being nice to the building manager, Mr. Hills, finally paid off. A little friendly persuasion later, and I was staring at security footage the guard played, my heart hammering in my chest.
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Every second I expected to see Shawn sneaking in some blonde bombshell. But what I saw next threw me for a loop.
A woman. With long, blonde hair. A MAINTENANCE WORKER, to be exact, casually strolling into my apartment during the day.
Whaaaat? Confused and mind blown, I turned to Mr. Hills and blurted out, “Mr. Hills… who is that?”
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Mr. Hills peered intently at the footage. “Ah, that’s Vanessa,” he said, finally recognizing the blonde mystery woman. “One of our newer maintenance workers. You did have a scheduled maintenance appointment for your unit today, if I recall correctly.”
My eyes widened like saucers. “Scheduled maintenance? Hold up, no one told me about any maintenance!”
Mr. Hills sighed, running a hand through his hair. “Yeah, you’re right there. That’s a total protocol violation. She absolutely should’ve given you a heads-up.”
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Livid doesn’t even begin to cover it. Vanessa was about to get a serious earful.
The next day, I practically stalked back to my apartment. And lo and behold, there she was – Vanessa, lingering in the hallway. This time, I wasn’t holding back.
“Hey, lady!” I boomed, channeling my inner drill sergeant. “What in the world were you doing in my apartment yesterday without a word? Scheduled maintenance or not, you can’t just waltz in like you own the place!”
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Vanessa’s face drained of color faster than a dropped phone case. Tears welled up in her eyes, threatening to spill over.
Before I could unleash another verbal missile, she completely broke down, tears flowing freely. Sniffling and wiping her nose, she finally confessed.
“Ms. Hart, I’m so sorry,” she choked out. “They made me do it! Mr. Fraser, my creepy supervisor, he’s running some shady surveillance operation.”
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My jaw practically hit the floor. “Surveillance operation? Like, spying on tenants?” I gasped.
Vanessa nodded, wiping away fresh tears. “He made me install hidden cameras and listening devices in people’s apartments! He threatened to fire me if I didn’t do it!”
A cold dread crept down my spine. “Oh my gosh, so he’s been spying on everyone? But for what??” This was snowballing way out of control.
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Vanessa’s voice trembled as she confessed, “He uses that information to blackmail tenants and for other creepy stuff. This is messed up!”
Furious doesn’t even cut it. This Mr. Fraser guy needed to be exposed ASAP. “We can’t let him get away with this!” I declared through gritted teeth.
Seeing how scared Vanessa was, I ushered her into my apartment. She was practically vibrating with stress, poor girl. Once inside, she unloaded even more info.
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“Ms. Hart, I was so desperate,” she whispered. “But I finally have a way out. Been waiting for the perfect moment, and this is it.”
She whipped out her phone, and my eyes nearly bugged out of my head.
A video. Mr. Fraser, in all his creepy glory, laying out his illegal surveillance scheme and basically admitting to everything. My jaw practically reached the floorboards.
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“And that’s not all!” Vanessa continued. “I kept copies of the logs every single time, every apartment I was forced to bug. Proof I was just following orders from Psycho Pete over there.”
Relief washed over me, mixed with a healthy dose of “let’s take this jerk down” determination. “Vanessa, this is gold! This is exactly what we need to nail him good.”
Then, it hit me. The blonde hair.
“Wait a minute,” I exclaimed, confused. “How did your hair end up in my bed?”
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Vanessa flushed a bright red, looking like she wanted to crawl under the rug.
“Alright, so during one of these ‘install the hidden camera of doom’ missions,” she stammered, “I heard someone coming and had to hide, like, NOW. Ended up diving into your bedroom, and… well, let’s just say I might have used your bed as a human shield for a hot second. Stress makes my hair fall out like crazy, so…” she trailed off sheepishly.
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This whole thing was straight-up bananas. So, the million-dollar question burning a hole in my mind: “Why didn’t you just take this evidence to the cops or tell Mr. Hills about Psycho Pete in the first place?”
Vanessa let out a defeated sigh. “Mr. Fraser’s a master manipulator,” she explained. “He knows how to play the innocent card like nobody’s business. I kept the evidence hidden, just in case things got hairy.”
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Yeah, hairy indeed. But you know what? She wasn’t wrong. This whole situation had been stressing her out like crazy, and I could tell it was a huge weight off her shoulders to finally come clean.
“Hey, Vanessa,” I reassured her, placing a hand on her shoulder. “You did the right thing. Now, let’s get all this evidence together and march down to the police station. They’ll put a stop to Mr. Fraser’s little spy game, fast.”
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For the next few hours, it was Operation: Evidence Roundup. Video footage, those creepy logs, and every detail Vanessa could remember about her interactions with Mr. Fraser, we compiled it all.
At the police station that very evening, we laid it all out.
The officers listened intently, expressions growing grimmer by the second with every piece of evidence we presented. An investigation was launched faster than you can say “illegal surveillance.”
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Let me tell you, the following weeks were wild. Turns out, Mr. Fraser’s operation was way bigger than a two-bit apartment scheme.
There were other employees involved, a whole tangled web of corruption! Thankfully, the evidence Vanessa risked everything to collect helped the authorities unravel the entire mess.
Eventually, Vanessa walked away scot-free. The tenants’ association even nominated me for an award for helping expose this whole thing! Who knew a few strands of stray blonde hair could lead down such a crazy rabbit hole?
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Here’s the thing, though: I totally dropped the ball with Shawn. Jumping to conclusions wasn’t exactly my finest moment.
The stress got the better of me, and hindsight is 20/20, right? Looking back, I wish things could have been different, but hey, you learn from your mistakes.
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But in the end, this whole ordeal gave me a new appreciation for my gut instincts. Sure, I may have been wrong about Shawn, but trusting my instincts enough to see something fishy was going on? Turns out, that was the right call.
Plus, I gained a new friend in Vanessa (seriously, the coolest maintenance worker ever!), earned the trust of my neighbors, and helped shut down a criminal operation. Not a bad haul, right?
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So yeah, that’s my wild story. A rollercoaster of emotions, a messy breakup (oops!), and enough drama to fill a daytime soap opera.
But hey, at least I can move forward knowing I did the right thing. Now, onto bigger and better things! Maybe even patching things up with Shawn… that is, if he’ll ever take my calls again.
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Vertigo Star Kim Novak Is Spending Her 91st Birthday with ‘Friends and Lots of Fudge’ (Exclusive)
Tuesday marks the 91st birthday for Kim Novak, the star of Alfred Hitchcock’s 1958 film Vertigo, who walked away from Hollywood over five decades ago.
“She’s spending her birthday having a picnic on her property with friends and lots of fudge,” says her longtime manager and close friend Sue Cameron.
Life is sweet these days for Novak, who lives quietly on the Oregon coast, surrounded by her beloved horses.
In honor of her 91st birthday, read on for an interview from 2021 in which Novak shared why she left Hollywood and found her true self.
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Over 50 years ago, Kim Novak, the enigmatic star of Alfred Hitchcock’s Vertigo, walked away from Hollywood. The woman who had once been the No. 1 box office draw in the world put her belongings in a van and drove north, first to Carmel, California and then two decades later to Oregon, to live her life as an artist.
“I had to leave to survive,” she tells PEOPLE. “It was a survival issue.”
“I lost a sense of who I truly was and what I stood for,” says Novak in a rare interview to talk about her new book, Kim Novak : Her Art and Life. published by the Butler Museum of American Art.
“I fought all the time back in Hollywood to keep my identity so you do whatever you have to do to hold on to who you are and what you stand for,” she explains.
“I’ve never done one of those tell-all books that they wanted me to do for so long, and I thought this is the kind of book I’d like to do,” she says of her art book. “Actually, I had written my autobiography and it was almost complete but I had a house fire and the house burned down and I made no copies. I just couldn’t go through it again because I had spent so much time. But it was okay because it was a catharsis just to do it.”
After starring in Picnic (1955) with William Holden, The Man With the Golden Arm (1955) and Pal Joey (1957), opposite Frank Sinatra, and Vertigo, with Jimmy Stewart, Novak was at the height of her career but still under the control of the studio.
As she writes in her book’s introduction, “I was both dazzled and disturbed to see me being packaged as a Hollywood sex symbol. However, I did win my fight over identity. I wouldn’t allow [Columbia Pictures chief] Harry Cohn to take my bohemian roots away by denying me my family name. Novak. I stood my ground and won my first major battle.”
Cohn wanted her to change her name to Kit Marlowe, telling her that audiences would be turned off by her Eastern European roots. She refused. In the late ’50s, she defied him again when she began dating singer Sammy Davis Jr. against his wishes and she fought to live her life as an independent woman.
“There was constant pressure to be seen and not heard,” writes Novak, “especially if you had a pretty face.”
“In Hollywood a lot of people assume who you are, because of the character you play, but also just because of who they expect you to be, how they expect you to dress,” she says. “It influences you because if you’re in some gorgeous sequined gown, you can’t run along the ocean and run on the beaches.”
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“I kept feeling like I was going deeper and deeper, lost in almost like a quicksand, where it’s swallowing you up, your own personality, and I’d started to wonder who I am,” she explains. “I realized needed to save myself.”
She found peace living and painting in the Rogue River Valley of Oregon and notes, “I needed the Pacific Ocean to inspire me, the animals, the beauty.”
“I wanted to live a normal life and a life with animals,” says the actress, who had always loved drawing and painting as a young girl growing up in Chicago. She was awarded two scholarships to the Chicago Art Institute before she was spotted by a talent scout on a trip to L.A. and her life changed course.
Once she left Hollywood, Novak returned to her twin passions: art and animals. “My teachers were the animals, not just dogs and cats, but other animals, horses and llamas, whom you have to meet half way, because they’re not ready to accept humans. I had to learn to win them over,” she says. “They understand a person who’s genuine so I had to become more real and that made me rely on my inner self — and that also encouraged me to paint. Everything seemed to flow from that.”
“You learn how to count on, not how you look, which is a big thing as a movie star, especially if you were recognized because of how you look,” she adds. “That can be a difficult thing when you change — but looks had nothing to do with it.”
She met second husband, Robert Malloy, an equine veterinarian, in the late ’70s, when he paid her a house call to treat one of her Arabian horses. She called him her “soul mate.” He died last December.
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“I don’t feel 87,” says Novak. “I don’t keep tract of the time. If I did, I’d be an old lady and I’m not an old lady. I’m still riding my horse. I stay as healthy as I can.”
In 2012, Novak revealed she’d been living with bipolar disorder. “I don’t mind being open about who I am because these are all characteristics which make you who you are, especially as an artist,” she says. “Now, of course, I have medication for it but the best medicine of all is art.”
She’s proud of her favorite films, including Vertigo and Bell, Book and Candle (1958), and has fond memories, especially of her friend and costar Jimmy Stewart. Says Novak: “He didn’t let Hollywood change who he was.”
“People can remember me in movies but I want them to see me as an artist,” says Novak, whose paintings were exhibited at a 2019 retrospective at the Butler Museum in Youngstown, Ohio. “What’s great about painting is, you become the director too. No one’s telling you how to do it. You get to direct the whole thing.”
“I’ve been influenced a lot by Hitchcock in my work because he did mysteries and at first glance, I want my painting to be a mystery,” she says. “I love being the director, the producer, the actor in my paintings.”
“This is who I am. I want people to see I was not just a movie star.”
Looking back, Novak says, “I’m so glad I didn’t do the tell-all book, where you write all about your love life. That wasn’t who I was. This book tells who I am. I just needed to be free.”
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