I thought my first pregnancy would be smooth mainly due to the support I expected from my husband. But when I needed his understanding about the struggles of being pregnant, he mansplained it to me, forcing me to teach him a valuable lesson!
I’m 30, seven months pregnant with my first child, and exhausted. Not just “I didn’t sleep well” tired. I mean can-barely-walk, lower-back-throbbing, sciatica-shooting-down-my-leg kind of exhausted. But my suffering meant nothing to my clueless husband.
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You see, I was so tired. The kind where my body feels like a clunky shopping cart with one bad wheel, and the baby inside me has apparently mistaken my bladder for a kickboxing bag! Doug, my husband of four years, is 33. Works in tech. I work in HR.
We both pull long hours and up until this pregnancy, I thought we had a solid partnership. We’d always split chores, tag-team dinners, and supported each other’s goals.
But pregnancy changes things—physically, mentally, and emotionally. And for some reason, it also changed Doug.
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Lately, every little thing I do feels like dragging a ten-pound weight behind me. I’m swelling and cramping to the point that my OB told me I should consider either working from home full-time or starting maternity leave early.
I took a few days to think about it, then decided to talk to my husband.
So one evening, during dinner—meatballs, roasted potatoes, and spaghetti I cooked—I told him we needed to talk.
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“Babe,” I started, trying to keep my voice calm, “I’ve been thinking about maybe leaving work early to rest. Temporarily. My body’s just not handling this well, and the doctor—”
He didn’t even let me finish.
He scoffed, like, actually made a sound! Then he smirked and said, “You’re being dramatic. My mom worked until the day she gave birth to me.”
I blinked.
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He went on, “You’re just being lazy. Admit it, you don’t want to work anymore. This isn’t the 1800s. Women juggle jobs and pregnancies all the time. You’re using it as an excuse!”
Then the kicker: “Don’t expect me to pick up the slack financially just because you feel tired!”
I sat there in silence, my fork halfway to my mouth, spaghetti cooling on the utensil and the plate!
I wanted to scream! I wanted to argue my case, but instead, I forced a smile and said, “You’re right. I’ll push through.”
And just like that, a plan was born!
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I was going to show this man exactly what “lazy” looks like, and what real work actually feels like!
I didn’t quit my job.
Nope!
Instead, I went to work every day for the next week while also waking up early to do everything around the house.
The next morning, I got up at 6 a.m. while he was still snoring. Cleaned the kitchen, prepped his lunch, scrubbed the bathroom floor on hands and knees (hello Braxton Hicks), and left for work like nothing had changed.
For the next six days, I became Superwoman!
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I’d wake up early and do every chore in the house—laundry, floors, dishes, garbage, organizing the pantry, dusting fan blades, and even alphabetizing our spice rack.
I went all out! I hand-washed his sweaty gym clothes and hung them in color order. I made fresh dinners nightly: grilled chicken piccata, lemon-garlic pasta, and even a homemade lasagna that nearly made me pass out from standing so long!
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Doug noticed, of course.
“Wow, you’ve got energy lately,” he said one night, chewing happily. “Told you it was all in your head!”
I smiled sweetly. “Just trying to be the strong woman you believe I am.”
He nodded proudly. “That’s the spirit!”
I almost choked on my salad.
But I wasn’t just exhausting myself for petty satisfaction. I was planning something bigger, something unforgettable.
I did something else my husband didn’t know about. I booked him a well-deserved “surprise!”
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See, my OB had referred me to a doula and postpartum coach named Shannon. She’s this no-nonsense powerhouse of a woman who also runs intensive parenting workshops for soon-to-be dads. I asked if she’d be willing to help me out with a little… lesson.
Shannon grinned and said, “I live for this.”
Then I texted my college friend Maddie, whose twin boys were now three months old and in peak screech mode.
“I need a favor,” I told her. “One day. Total chaos. You in?”
My notoriously mischievous friend laughed. “Girl, I’ve been waiting for this moment!”
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I coordinated everything for the upcoming Friday. I figured at that point, my husband wouldn’t suspect anything as he’d relaxed into the idea that I would do everything around the house and still work.
That day, I told him I had a prenatal appointment and needed him to stay and work from home because “the water company and pest control are coming.” Of course, this wasn’t true.
I threw in, “They gave us a window between 9 a.m. and 3 p.m., so please don’t schedule calls.”
He rolled his eyes but said okay. “Guess I’ll babysit the dishwasher.”
He had no idea what was coming!
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Friday morning, I kissed him goodbye, handed him a carefully typed “to-do list” on floral stationery—”Be nice to the workers!”—and left the house.
At 9:15 a.m., Shannon rang the doorbell. Doug later confessed that he answered the door in pajama pants, holding coffee, thinking she was with the water company.
“Hi!” she said cheerily. “I’m here for your fatherhood simulation day!”
Doug blinked. “Wait, for what?”
Then, 75 minutes later, Maddie arrived, juggling diaper bags, bottles, and two babies already crying like fire alarms.
At this point, Doug texted me in a panic!
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Doug: “WHAT IS HAPPENING? There’s a woman here talking about diapers and sleep regression while making me swaddle a fake baby! There are also TWO REAL babies SCREAMING in the living room?!”
Me: “They made it! It’s your real-life dad simulation day! You’ve got this, champ 💪”
No response. For seven hours.
At 6 p.m., I walked into an apocalypse!
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One baby was wailing. Doug sat on the couch with a burp cloth over his shoulder and a haunted expression on his face. Shannon sat cross-legged on the rug, sipping chamomile tea like she was meditating through the chaos.
The smell hit me first—diapers and despair.
Doug stood up like Frankenstein’s monster. He looked like he hadn’t slept for three days! “They both pooped. Twice in a matter of hours. One projectile vomited on me! I didn’t eat! They took turns screaming! I think one of them is teething!”
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I blinked. “Weird. You said women can handle pregnancy and careers. You’ve had eight hours. No pregnancy. Plus help.”
He opened his mouth. Closed it again. Then just slumped back down on the couch like someone had unplugged him. He didn’t say anything but stared at a wall hauntingly.
But I wasn’t done.
Later that night, after Maddie left (with a mischievous wink and a “Call me if you need round two”), I handed Doug a wrapped box. Inside was a small scrapbook I’d titled “Things You Didn’t See.”
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He looked confused but opened it slowly.
Inside were screenshots of texts I’d sent his mom over the last few months, asking for her advice, trying to keep her in the loop. There were photos of my swollen feet next to a vacuum cleaner, receipts from grocery runs, and notes I’d left for him wishing him luck on big meetings, little things he never noticed.
At the end was a sticky note:
“You think I’m lazy? You think I’m weak? I hope today showed you just how wrong you are.”
He stared at it for a long time.
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Then he looked up at me, eyes red.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered. “I didn’t get it. Not until today,” he said, apologizing profusely.
And for the first time in weeks, I felt like he really saw me.
I nodded. “That’s all I needed to hear.”
But this chapter wasn’t done yet.
Here’s where things get really wild!
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The next morning, he woke up early and made me pancakes. Real ones, fluffy, golden, with strawberries and whipped cream! Then he made a call I didn’t expect.
He called his mom.
“Hey,” he said. “I just wanted to say sorry. I used the story that you worked until the day I was born against Cindy, but… I shouldn’t have done that. I guess I used it as the standard for everyone, forgetting we are different.”
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“I can’t imagine what you went through working full-time while carrying me to term. I’ve seen what Cindy’s suffered through, so I am sorry you had to go through that, Mom.”
His mom paused, then said something I didn’t expect (he’d put her on loudspeaker for me to hear his apology and her response).
“Oh honey, that’s not true! I stopped working four months in! Your dad and I decided that I needed to rest. I just never told you because I didn’t want you to think I was less strong for thinking I’d stayed at home.”
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Doug blinked.
“Wait, WHAT?”
I took a long sip of my tea and smiled. “Looks like you believed the wrong version of strength.”
He’s been different since then. More attentive. More understanding. He never uses the word “lazy” anymore!
And last night, as I waddled to bed, he kissed my forehead and whispered, “Thank you for not giving up on me.”
I didn’t say anything.
But I smiled.
Because sometimes, the best way to teach someone what strength looks like… is to let them live in your shoes—poop, puke, and all!
A happy pregnant woman | Source: Midjourney
Our Meddling Neighbor Got Our Cars Towed from Our Own Driveway—She Paid a Great Price in Return
She smiled as our cars were hauled away, convinced she had won some neighborhood battle. But by the next morning, she was standing on her porch in shock, facing a $25,000 mistake she’d never forget.
Jack and I had only spent one night in the house. It was a small, single-story rental tucked into a quiet suburb. Tan bricks. Green shutters. A patchy lawn that looked like it hadn’t been watered since spring.
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We were just here on a temporary assignment for work. Nothing long-term. Nothing exciting.
We had barely finished unpacking the coffee maker when the doorbell rang.
Jack groaned. “We don’t even have curtains up yet.”
I checked the peephole. “Well, looks like the Welcome Committee’s here.”
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He peeked. “Yikes. She’s holding cookies.”
I opened the door.
There stood a woman in a pastel pink cardigan, a matching headband, and white capri pants. Her smile was bright, but her eyes? Way too busy for someone handing out baked goods.
“Hi there!” she said, voice high and chirpy. “I’m Lindsey. I live right across the street. Just wanted to stop by and say hello!”
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She held out a tray of cookies. They were chocolate chip. Perfect rows. Not a crumb out of place.
“Well, thank you,” I said, taking the tray. “That’s very kind.”
Jack gave her a lazy wave. “Appreciate it.”
Her smile didn’t budge, but her eyes kept flicking behind us. Over my shoulder. Then over Jack’s.
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She leaned slightly, like she was trying to peek inside.
I stepped to the side. Her gaze traveled down our hallway. Then back toward the living room.
“You folks settling in okay?” she asked, blinking fast.
“Yeah,” I said slowly. “Just moved in yesterday.”
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“Such a lovely area,” she said, her eyes darting back to the doorframe. “Quiet. Clean. Very…orderly.”
Jack crossed his arms. “We’re just here for work. Shouldn’t be any trouble.”
“Oh, I’m sure!” she said, her tone a little too bright. “Just wanted to say welcome. And one quick thing…”
I could feel it coming. That shift from cookies to complaints.
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“Our HOA—very friendly, but firm—has a rule about cars,” she said. “Only one per household in the driveway.”
I blinked. “One car?”
“Yes,” she said, her tone tightening. “No exceptions. Keeps the neighborhood looking nice and tidy.”
Jack raised his eyebrows. “But we’re not parking on the street. Both cars fit on the driveway just fine.”
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“I know,” she said with a little head tilt. “But it’s still two cars. One house. One driveway. One car.”
“We’re just here temporarily,” I said. “Not permanent residents.”
She smiled wide. “Rules apply to everyone. That’s the beauty of it.”
Jack gave her a long look. “Well, thanks for the cookies.”
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“Enjoy them!” she chirped. “And don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll settle in just fine.”
We closed the door.
“That was a lot,” Jack said.
“She looked past me like she expected to see a drug deal going down in the kitchen,” I said, setting the tray on the counter.
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“Bet she memorized our license plates already.”
“Let her. It’s not like we’re breaking laws. Just an overenthusiastic neighbor with too much time.”
Jack shrugged. “Cookies smell good though.”
Three days later, I woke up to a strange noise outside. It was early. Still dark. That cold, gray hour before sunrise.
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Clank. Clank. Whirrr.
Jack sat up, rubbing his eyes. “What is that?”
I pulled the curtain back and froze. “Jack. Outside. Now.”
We flew down the hallway, threw the door open—barefoot, half-dressed.
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Two tow trucks. Both in our driveway. Both our cars halfway lifted off the ground.
“Hey!” I shouted. “What the hell is going on?”
One of the tow truck guys didn’t even look up. “Violation of HOA regulation. Only one car per home. Orders came in this morning.”
“From who?” Jack snapped. “There’s no posted warning! No notice!”
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That’s when we saw her. Lindsey.
She stood on the sidewalk in a lavender bathrobe, arms folded across her chest, coffee mug in hand. Her smile was wider than ever. Like she had just won something.
“WOW,” I said, loud enough for her to hear. “You really did it, huh?”
Her smile faltered for a half-second. “What’s so funny?” she snapped.
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I walked toward her, calm as could be.
“Nothing,” I said. “Just the fact that you owe us twenty-five thousand dollars now.”
She blinked. “What—what do you mean?”
Jack walked up beside me, hands in his hoodie pockets. I pointed to the small sticker on the back windshield of my car. It was nearly invisible unless you knew where to look.
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Her eyes narrowed.
I smiled. “Bet you didn’t recognize that little mark.”
She stared at it. Open-mouthed. And we just stood there. Watching her face change.
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Her eyes narrowed, lips parted slightly, as she took a slow step forward and squinted at the corner of the rear windshield. The little sticker wasn’t flashy—it wasn’t meant to be—but to the right pair of eyes, it was unmistakable.
She tilted her head. “What… what is that?” she asked, her voice suddenly thin and unsure.
Jack stayed silent. He didn’t need to say anything.
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I didn’t answer her either. I simply looked her in the eye, gave the faintest of smiles, and then turned to head back toward the house. Jack followed me without a word.
Behind us, Lindsey called out again, louder this time. “Wait—hey! I asked you a question!”
We didn’t bother looking back. We didn’t slam the door either. Just closed it. Soft and final.
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Jack threw himself onto the couch and rubbed the back of his neck. “She’s gonna lose it thinking about that sticker.”
I smiled. “She should.”
We didn’t even touch the cookies she gave us. They sat there untouched on the counter like a forgotten peace offering that had gone stale.
Later that night, after the streetlights blinked on and the neighborhood tucked itself in, I made the call. It was quick, clipped, and straight to the point.
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“We’ve got a situation,” I said. “Civilian interference. Property tampering. Might want to send someone in the morning.”
There was a short pause on the other end, followed by a low, calm response: “Understood.”
Click.
Jack glanced at me from the other end of the living room. “They’re sending someone?”
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I nodded. “Yep. Early.”
Jack stretched his arms over his head and grinned. “Good. I want her to be wide awake when it happens.”
The sun hadn’t fully risen when we stepped outside the next morning. Then, right on cue, the black SUV rolled around the corner and came to a slow stop in front of Lindsey’s house.
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The driver’s door opened, and a man stepped out. He was dressed in a tailored black suit, crisp white shirt, and shiny shoes that barely made a sound as he crossed the street. Even in the early light, he wore dark sunglasses.
He paused beside me and gave a slight nod. I returned it.
Together, we walked across the street and stepped up onto Lindsey’s front porch. I rang the doorbell.
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After a few seconds, the door creaked open.
Lindsey stood there in a fluffy pink bathrobe, a mess of blonde hair piled on her head, and a white mug clutched in both hands that read: Live, Laugh, Love.
She blinked hard as she took us in. “Um… hello?”
The agent didn’t smile. He reached into his jacket, pulled out a slim leather wallet, and opened it, flashing a badge and ID.
“Ma’am,” he said calmly, “due to your actions yesterday morning, you are now under investigation for interfering with an active undercover federal operation.”
The color drained from Lindsey’s face. She opened her mouth, but nothing came out.
“I—I don’t understand,” she said finally. “What operation?”
“You initiated the towing of two marked government vehicles,” the agent continued, tone still level and formal. “You disrupted and compromised two embedded federal officers in the process.”
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“I didn’t know!” she stammered. “I mean—I thought—I was just trying to follow the HOA rules!”
“You failed to verify the vehicles before initiating their removal,” he replied, without blinking. “As a result, you delayed and damaged an active federal investigation. The costs and losses caused by your actions total twenty-five thousand dollars.”
Her mouth dropped open. The mug slipped from her hands and hit the porch with a loud crash, shattering into pieces.
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Jack stepped forward then, hands in his hoodie pockets. “Maybe next time,” he said dryly, “don’t act like the sheriff of suburbia.”
She looked down at the broken mug like it might explain how this had all gone so wrong.
The agent gave a slight nod. “You’ll be contacted by our office for further action. Until then, you are not to leave the area. Do not contact anyone involved. Do not destroy any documents or records.”
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She nodded, barely. Her mouth still hung open.
He turned and walked back to the SUV without another word.
I gave her one last look. “Next time, maybe just bake the cookies and leave it at that.”
We walked back across the street in silence.
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Lindsey didn’t speak. Her door remained open, just a crack. Her blinds stayed shut for the rest of the day. And those perfect rose bushes she’d been so proud of?
They never quite recovered.
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
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