“Yesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law’s car parked.
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:
What’s wrong with you? You seem upset.
How the hell wouldn’t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.”
Next joke
Dad, I want to get married!
First, apologize!
But why?
Just apologize!
What for? What did I do?
You need to apologize!
But why???
Apologize, I said!
Please, just give me a reason!!!
First, apologize.
Okay, dad… I’m sorry!
Perfect, now you’re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!
Don’t Toss Those Eggshells!
lf you’re constantly using eggs in your home, you’re not alone. Eggshells, often seen as waste, actually offer numerous benefits. Here are 7 reasons to keep them:
1. Natural Pest Control: Scatter eggshells to deter slugs, worms, and snails from your garden.
2. Repel Deer: Sprinkle eggshells around plants to keep deer away.
3. Bird Feed: Birds love eggshells, so scatter them in your garden to attract feathered friends.
4. Soil Health: Eggshells are rich in calcium and nutrients, benefiting your soil and plants.
5. Protect Veggies: Prevent calcium deficiency in tomatoes, eggplants, and peppers by burying eggshells around them.
6. Balance Soil pH: Eggshells help neutralize acidic soil, creating a better environment for plants.
7. Easy Composting: Crushed eggshells make a great addition to compost, reducing waste and enriching soil.
Next time you crack an egg, consider the potential benefits of those shells for your garden and the environment.
“This is what drugs and alcohol can do!” Heather Locklear’s recent outing sparked reactions
American actress H. Locklear was recently photographed by photojournalists in Calabasas, California. Her appearance caused a stir – with a slightly disheveled appearance, a swollen face and pale skin. She was seen accompanied by her dog Mister and enjoying a walk in the lovely weather.
What many of her fans may not know is that Locklear has reportedly pleaded not guilty and received a 30-day sentence that she must serve in a rehab facility. Although no illegal substances or alcohol were found in her blood, she was charged with drunk driving.
In March 2008, a purported doctor called 911 concerned about Locklear’s well-being, leading to a police and emergency responder response to her home. A drug overdose was discovered there.
Locklear made her television debut in 1980 in an episode of ChiPs and later rose to prominence in the role of Sammy Jo Carrington on the series Dynasty. It was reported that she wasn’t wearing her engagement ring, fueling speculation of a split from Chris Heisser.
From 1994 to 2004, the iconic actress was married to Motley Crue musician Richie Sambora before entering into a relationship with Jack Wagner, which ended shortly after their wedding.
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