A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
12 Unusual Discoveries That Will Make You Rethink Reality
From mysterious creatures to mind-bending quantum coincidences, the world is full of enigmas that defy conventional wisdom. In this riveting compilation, we collected 12 curious cases that people stumbled upon and shared with the internet.
1. “Found an alien statue head in a riverbed.”
2. “My niece has 6 fingers on both hands.”
3. “Dad’s relay torch from the ’84 Olympics.”
4. “Bumped into two strangers with the same tattoo.”
5. “Didn’t expect a tortoise to bust through my fence today.”
6. “My daughter’s freckles are in a straight line.”
7. “The stark difference between a Kroger and farmers’ market strawberry.”
8. A person with only 8 fingers.
9. “The real reason bikers wear full-face helmets!”
10. A mushroom growing inside a potato.
11. “Megalodon teeth I found diving in 90 FSW off the coast.”
12. “What are these? They wash up after storms and can see them at the bottom of the reef.”
“Congrats! You have now seen, touched, and held the largest unicellular organism on earth. This is bubble algae, or seaman’s eyeball, Valonia. Very cool!” explained a person.
Looking for more such cool discoveries? Check out this curious compilation.
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