A wife finds a note from her husband on the fridge one morning..
My dear wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 57 years old can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongfully interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 19 year old secretary at the comfort inn hotel.
Please don’t be upset – I shall be home before midnight. When the man came home late that night, he found the following note on the dining table…
My dear husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about me being 57 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 57 years old.
As you know I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young virile and, like your secretary, is 19 years old.
As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.
Found this hidden behind a cabinet in our new home. What is it used for?
A family found a secret chest full of personal mementos, old photos, and letters in the living room of their new house when they lifted a heavy cabinet. They set out to learn more about the past of the people who had occupied the property for many years after making this surprising discovery.
Through investigation and conversations with neighbors, the family assembled the stories of the lives entwined within the walls of their house. Their understanding of the history of the house was strengthened by the tales of love, grief, and joy that each object in the chest held.
In order to commemorate and preserve the memory of the home’s previous occupants, they made the decision to preserve these treasures by compiling a scrapbook. Their lives were enhanced by a stronger sense of continuity and belonging as a result of this fortunate discovery, which also linked them to the past of their new house.
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