Golden Globes Gets Skewered As “New Low”

As Hollywood studios continue to see movie after movie fIop with audiences who want to be entertained by a compelling storyline rather than preached to by woke directors or shown CGI slop with no reaI plot, the Golden Globes this year were yet another humiliating disaster for the entertainment industry.

In fact, even sympathetic media outIets torched the Golden Globes, saying that they were mostly a disaster this year.

This year’s flop of a Golden Globes event was particularly bad for the industry given that, having been taken over from NBC by CBS, it was meant to be something of a reboot for the awards party and bring back a show generally known over the past few years for its declining ratings, if anything.

But rather than a revivaI, it was another flop for Hollywood, with even generally sympathetic media outlet Vanity Fair running a review of the event titled, The 2024 Golden Globes Were a Near-Total Disaster. Continuing, that review went on to describe host Jo Koy’s lengthy opening monologue as a horrid, sophomoric mishmash of lazy jokes” that didn’t elicit much laughter, a problem exacerbated by Koy being mostly unknown.

Similarly, the Iess sympathetic New York Post tore into the event as being a new low for an already troubled show, with a review article titled, Golden Globes 2024 were a new low for dying awards shows. Pulling no punches, the NYP article argued that it would have been better to cancel the event than run one so awful, saying:

Preparing for the 2024 Golden Globes, the awards show made a bunch of reforms to its ethically wobbIy voting body, got a new owner and moved to a different network. But none of those PR efforts matter much when the broadcast turns out as godawful as Sunday night’s did.

If only we’d 100% canceled the Globes when we had the chance.

Conservatives on X were simiIarly harsh. Washington Examiner personality Tim Young, for example, tore into the Golden Globes with a vengeance and said, “The Golden Globes had trash ratings… Perhaps people don’t want to tune in to woke, unfunny jokes about how white people are evil. Maybe their host should lecture at Harvard… I’m sure he’d be a hit there.”

Other posters noted that Jo Koy was a terrible host, saying things Iike “#GoldenGlobes Jo Koy is a terrible comedian, watching him tell jokes is so excruciating” and “i turned on the golden globes and had to turn it off bc the host is terrible.”

Husband Fails to Acknowledge Wife on Their 50th Anniversary, Comes Home to Find His Belongings Outside

Betty Carmichael was furious when her husband, Donald, forgot their 50th wedding anniversary. This time, she wouldn’t let it slide. After fifty years of marriage, she felt she deserved more than the silence that greeted her special day.

As she waited for him to come home, she grew angrier. Donald hadn’t even bothered to show up for the dinner she prepared. When he finally arrived, Betty stood on the porch, ready to confront him. She couldn’t contain her anger and began tossing his belongings into the yard, thinking about how unappreciated she felt.

When Donald saw the mess, he was shocked and confused. Betty declared that she wanted a divorce, feeling that Donald took her for granted. She was tired of reminding him of important dates, especially after all the years they had shared. Donald tried to defend himself, claiming that he loved her

In a surprising turn of events, he revealed that he had been waiting for their granddaughter, Hannah, to surprise Betty. He had arranged her visit as a special gift, knowing how much Betty missed her.

Overjoyed, Betty rushed to embrace Hannah, realizing her mistake in assuming the worst. Donald reassured her that he hadn’t strayed from their love over the years. They reconciled and tidied up the yard together.

That night, Donald surprised Betty again by announcing a party for their anniversary, complete with a vow renewal ceremony. He even got down on one knee and asked her to marry him again, presenting her with a ring.

The next day, they celebrated their milestone surrounded by family and friends. Betty felt grateful for Donald and vowed never to doubt his love again. She learned that trust is essential in a relationship and that everyday moments matter just as much as special occasions.

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