Eight years of marriage shattered in one quick breath when my husband Mike brought home his pregnant sidekick and KICKED ME OUT of the house. I packed alright, but what I unpacked was a revenge plot so brilliant and karmic!
Portrait of a sad young woman | Source: Midjourney
It was a Tuesday evening when my life decided to go off the rails. I walked into our living room, tired from a long day at work, only to find a heavily pregnant woman sitting on our couch, eating chips.
At first, I thought maybe I’d accidentally wandered into the wrong house.
But no, there was our ugly floral wallpaper that Mike insisted on keeping, and there was Mike, looking like he’d just swallowed a porcupine.
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“Hey, Michelle,” he said, his voice as casual as if he was asking me to pass the salt. “We need to talk.”
I stood there, frozen, my brain trying to compute the scene before me. The pregnant woman smiled awkwardly, her hand on her belly, looking like she was auditioning for a soap opera.
“This is Jessica,” Mike continued, gesturing to the human incubator on our couch. “She’s pregnant. With my child. It… it just happened. And we’ve decided to be together.”
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I waited for the punchline. Surely, this was some elaborate prank for a new reality TV show. Maybe I’d win a car if I didn’t freak out?
But Mike’s face remained serious, and Jessica kept smiling that infuriating smile.
“Mike,” I said slowly, “what do you mean by ‘it just happened’? Did you trip and fall into her—?”
Mike had the audacity to look offended. “Enough, Michelle! This is serious. I think it’s best if you move out. You can go stay with your mom. Jess and I’ll take over the house.”
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I blinked. Once. Twice. Three times. Nope, still not a dream.
I was half-expecting Ashton Kutcher to jump out and tell me I’d been Punk’d. But alas, no Ashton. Just my cheating husband and his very pregnant sidekick.
“Alright,” I calmly said. “I’ll pack my things and leave.”
Mike looked relieved, probably thinking he’d gotten off easy. Jessica’s smile grew wider, like she’d just won the lottery. Little did they know, the lottery was about to hit them back, and hit them hard.
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I went upstairs, packed a suitcase with some essentials, and left without another word.
As I drove to my mom’s house, the shock wore off, and rage took its place. But this wasn’t just any rage. This was the kind of rage that makes you want to do something spectacularly stupid and incredibly satisfying.
The next day, I set my plan in motion.
First stop: the bank. I marched in there like a woman on a mission, which I was. I froze our joint account faster than you can say “cheating jerk.”
The look on the bank manager’s face when I explained why was priceless. I’m pretty sure he was mentally taking notes for his next novel.
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Next, I visited a locksmith.
I remembered overhearing Mike tell Jessica they’d be gone for three days, giving me plenty of time to execute my master plan. It was like the universe was conspiring in my favor, and who was I to argue with destiny?
My next stop: my house. The same cozy house Mike and I once lived together, planning a future that was now a total trainwreck.
The puzzled locksmith probably thought I was crazy, cackling as I had him change all the locks on the house. I may have gone a bit overboard and asked for the most complicated, high-tech locks available. Hey, if I was going to do this, I was going to do it right. And big.
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Then came the movers.
I gave them the spare keys and scheduled them to pack up everything I owned, which was basically everything in the house. I even took the toilet paper. Let’s see how Mike and Jessica enjoy using leaves!
But the piece de resistance? Oh, that was yet to come. I had a brilliant idea that would make this revenge not just sweet, but long-lasting.
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I sent out party invitations. Lots of them. To Mike’s family, our friends, his coworkers, even that nosy neighbor who always complained about our late dog.
The invitation read: “Come celebrate Mike’s new life! Surprise party at our house, tomorrow at 7 p.m.!”
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Then, I commissioned a billboard. Yes, a billboard. A huge one. It was delivered and set up on our front lawn, impossible to miss.
In giant, bold letters, it proclaimed: “Congratulations on Dumping Me for Your Pregnant Mistress, Mike! Hope the Baby Doesn’t Inherit Your Infidelity!”
I stepped back to admire my handiwork, feeling like a mischievous fairy godmother who’d just granted the world’s most ironic wish. With a satisfied smirk and a dramatic hair flip, I sashayed away from the scene, eagerly anticipating the chaos that was about to unfold.
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The next evening, right on cue, my phone rang. It was Mike, and he sounded like he was having an aneurysm.
“Michelle!” he screeched, his voice hitting octaves I didn’t know he could reach. “What the hell is going on? Why are there people at our house? And what’s with this insane billboard?”
“Oh, that?” I said, trying to sound innocent. “Just a little housewarming party for you and Jessica. Don’t you like the decorations?”
“Decorations? It’s a freaking circus out here! And why can’t I get into the house?”
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I couldn’t help but giggle. “Well, honey, you told me to move out, remember? You never said anything about you staying there. I just remembered that the house is solely under my name. So, I changed the locks. Oopsie!”
There was a long silence on the other end. I could almost hear the gears in his tiny brain trying to process what was happening.
“Where are we supposed to go?” he finally sputtered.
“Gee, I don’t know, Mike. Maybe Jessica’s mom would love to have you? I hear pregnancy hormones and in-laws mix really well.”
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I hung up, feeling lighter than I had in years. But wait, there was more!
In the days that followed, I had the utilities cut off, canceled the cable, and made sure all our joint assets were transferred into my name. I listed the house for sale, making sure to mention in the listing that it came with a “bonus front lawn art installation.”
I had Mike served with divorce papers at work. I specifically requested the mailman to dress up as a pregnant woman. Just for funsies.
But the universe wasn’t done with Mike yet. Oh no, it had saved the best for last.
A man gaping in shock as he holds some papers | Source: Midjourney
A week later, I got a call from Jessica. Yes, that Jessica. She was crying so hard I could barely understand her.
“Michelle,” she sobbed, “I’m so sorry. I didn’t know… I mean, Mike told me you two were separated. And now… now he’s broke and homeless, and I’m pregnant, and I don’t know what to do!”
I almost felt bad for her. Almost.
“Well, Jessica,” I said, trying to keep the glee out of my voice, “I hear the circus is always looking for new acts. Maybe you two could start a juggling duo? You juggle the baby, he juggles his lies?”
She didn’t appreciate my humor. Tsk! Tsk!
Silhouette of a pregnant woman holding a smartphone | Source: Midjourney
As it turns out, when Jessica found out that Mike was now homeless, broke, and the laughingstock of the town, she decided that maybe being with a guy who had no money, no house, and no future wasn’t such a great idea after all.
She dumped him faster than you can say “Karma’s a b****!”
Last I heard, Mike was living in a tiny apartment, trying to scrape together enough money to pay bills and feed his hungry belly. His family had cut him off, disgusted by his behavior.
They even sent me a fruit basket and a sorry card. I ate the fruits while soaking in my new jacuzzi.
As for me? Well, the house sold for a nice profit. I moved to a beautiful new place, started my own business, and adopted a cat. I named him Karma.
A woman with her pet cat | Source: Midjourney
So yeah, my revenge might have been a bit over the top. But let’s be real, bringing home a pregnant mistress and trying to kick me out of my own house? That’s not just crossing a line, that’s pole-vaulting over it and then setting the pole on fire.
In the end, I learned a valuable lesson: When life gives you lemons, don’t just make lemonade. Squeeze those lemons into the eyes of those who wronged you, and then sit back and watch them stumble around blindly. It’s much more satisfying.
And remember, folks: cheaters never prosper, but the cheated-on with a good sense of humor and a flair for the dramatic? Oh, we do just fine!
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Boy Cries At His Mom’s Grave Saying “Take Me With You” And Then Something Incredible Happened.
In a world filled with sorrow and longing, a young boy named Kevin found solace in the embrace of a stranger. Devastated by the loss of his mother, Kevin’s life took a remarkable turn when he encountered a woman whose touch brought him a glimmer of hope. Let us delve into this heartwarming tale and witness the power of faith, dreams, and the enduring bond of family
The Orphaned Boy and the MockeryKevin, a six-year-old boy, endured the pain of losing his mother in a tragic accident. With no knowledge of his father and no family members willing to care for him, he found himself confined to the walls of an orphanage. The other children, lacking understanding and empathy, mocked Kevin for his belief that his mother would one day rescue him from the confines of their shared existence.
The Yearning for ConnectionLiving amidst the skepticism and taunting of his peers, Kevin often retreated into daydreams where his mother would whisk him away from the orphanage and into her loving arms. These dreams provided him temporary solace from the harsh reality that surrounded him.A Journey to RememberOne day, the orphanage granted the children a rare outing to a nearby park. Amidst the laughter and playfulness of his companions, Kevin decided to escape their jeers and sprinted towards the city cemetery. His destination was his mother’s grave—a place he longed to visit but was seldom allowed to.A Mother’s TouchAt his mother’s resting place, Kevin poured out his heart, his tears mingling with the grief that engulfed him. Suddenly, he felt a comforting hand on his shoulder, breaking through his sorrow. Startled, he turned to see a radiant woman standing beside him, as if illuminated by rays of sunlight. To his astonishment, she shared his mother’s name.A Bond of HopeThe woman, named Susan, recognized the pain in Kevin’s eyes and offered him solace. She accompanied him back to the orphanage, forging a connection that transcended their brief encounter. Along the way, they stumbled upon a small amusement park, where Kevin’s joy radiated as he rode the carousel and relished an ice cream treat. Susan bid him farewell, assuring him of his mother’s eternal love.Dreams and RevelationThat night, Susan found herself in the midst of a peculiar dream. Her late son, Adam, appeared to her, delivering a note inscribed with the address “443 Washington Street.” The dream recurred multiple times, leaving Susan puzzled and compelled to share it with her husband, Richard. Adam’s plea to “take him with her” echoed in her mind, intertwined with her encounter with Kevin.A Serendipitous DiscoveryDriven by curiosity, Susan and Richard embarked on a journey to uncover the meaning behind the enigmatic dream. To their astonishment, they arrived at the address Susan had seen in her sleep—443 Washington Street. The sight that greeted them confirmed their deepest intuition—it was the very orphanage where Susan had met Kevin just days before.A Prayer AnsweredThere, by the window on the ground floor, sat Kevin, lost in contemplation. Susan pointed him out to Richard, realizing the remarkable connection they had forged with this young boy. They knew deep within their hearts that their purpose was clear—to adopt Kevin and provide him with the love and care he so deserved.A Family ReunitedThe news of Susan and Richard’s intention to adopt him filled Kevin with surprise and joy. Finally, he felt the warmth of someone’s genuine interest and love. With gratitude in his heart, Kevin expressed his belief that his prayers had been answered. He knew his mother had indeed taken him away from the orphanage, leading him to the family he had always longed for.The Power of Faith and LoveAround the dinner table, Susan and Richard acknowledged the divine intervention that had brought them together. They expressed their gratitude for the bond they had formed with Kevin—a bond that had grown from a chance encounter to a loving family united by faith, dreams, and answered prayers.In a world often marred by loss and despair, the story of Kevin, Susan, and Richard reminds us of the extraordinary power of human connection, hope, and the unwavering love that can arise from the most unexpected of circumstances. May their tale inspire us to embrace compassion, cherish our loved ones, and never underestimate the profound impact we can have on one another’s lives.Have you ever experienced a serendipitous encounter that changed your life? Share your stories and reflections in the comments below and let us celebrate the miracles that can occur when paths intersect at the perfect moment.
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