The morning sun, usually a welcome sight, cast harsh shadows on the woman standing on my porch, her face a mask of indignation. Mrs. Gable, Grandma’s “entitled neighbor,” as she so lovingly referred to her, was a force of nature, and not a particularly pleasant one.
“How long am I supposed to wait for my share of the will?!” she demanded, her voice a grating rasp that could curdle milk. “My grandkids are coming over, and I want them to take their part of the inheritance before they leave!”
I blinked, trying to process the sheer audacity of her statement. “Mrs. Gable,” I said, my voice calm despite the rising tide of annoyance, “Grandma’s will… it doesn’t mention you.”
Her eyes widened, then narrowed into slits. “Nonsense! We were like family! She wouldn’t leave me out.”
“I’m sorry,” I said, “but everything in the house now belongs to me.”
I offered a small concession. “I’ve packed some boxes for donation. You’re welcome to look through them, see if there’s anything you want.”
“Donation boxes?!” she shrieked. “Your grandma was like family to us! We had to be mentioned in the will. Give it to me! I have to see for myself.”
“I can’t do that,” I said, my patience wearing thin. “The will is a legal document.”
She planted her feet, a stubborn look on her face. “Then I’m not leaving. I’ll just stand here until you give me what’s mine.” She proceeded to stand directly in front of my porch, peering into my windows and muttering under her breath.
I sighed. This was getting ridiculous. I needed to give this woman a reality check, a gentle but firm reminder that she wasn’t entitled to anything.
I went inside, grabbed a pen and a scrap of paper, and returned to the porch. Mrs. Gable watched me, her eyes filled with suspicion.
“What’s that?” she asked, her voice laced with distrust.
“I’m writing you a bill,” I said, my voice deliberately casual.
“A bill? For what?”
“For services rendered,” I said, scribbling on the paper. “Let’s see… ‘Consultation regarding inheritance, one hour… $100.'”
Mrs. Gable’s face turned a shade of purple I didn’t think possible. “Are you serious?!”
“Perfectly,” I said, adding another line. “‘Unauthorized surveillance of private property, one hour… $50.'”
“That’s outrageous!” she sputtered.
“And,” I continued, adding a final line, “‘Emotional distress caused by unwarranted demands, one hour… $150.'” I handed her the paper. “That’ll be $300, Mrs. Gable.”
She snatched the paper from my hand, her eyes scanning the ludicrous list. “You can’t do this!”
“Actually, I can,” I said, a smile playing on my lips. “And if you don’t pay, I’ll have to add late fees.”
She crumpled the paper in her fist, her face a mask of fury. “You’re just like your grandma!” she hissed. “Entitled and selfish!”
“Perhaps,” I said, “but I’m also practical. And I value my peace of mind.”
She glared at me for a moment, then turned and stomped off the porch, muttering about lawyers and lawsuits. I watched her go, a sense of satisfaction washing over me.
Later that day, as I sorted through Grandma’s belongings, I found a small, velvet-lined box tucked away in a drawer. Inside was a handwritten note, addressed to me.
“My dearest grandchild,” it read, “I know Mrs. Gable can be… persistent. Remember, you owe no one anything. Your happiness is your own. And sometimes, a little bit of absurdity is the best way to deal with entitlement.”
I smiled, a warm feeling spreading through my chest. Grandma had known exactly what to do. And she had left me the perfect tool to handle it. I had learned a valuable lesson that day: sometimes, the best way to deal with entitled people is to meet their absurdity with your own. And a little bit of humor never hurts.
Skin Signals for the Diagnosis of Serious Conditions
Learn how skin signals can help with accurate disease diagnosis, prompt treatment, and better outcomes.
Beyond acne, serious illnesses may manifest as skin symptoms. Inattention to skin issues for aesthetic reasons can make things worse. Numerous skin indicators reveal serious illnesses that are underlying.
*Please keep in mind that our intention is NOT to provide medical advice. All of the content in our resources is only available for educational reasons. We admonish you to consult a healthcare professional immediately.
Dark areas
Unexpectedly developing black patches on your skin could be an indication of Addison’s disease (adrenal insufficiency). This isn’t always the case, though. Other symptoms include joint and muscle pain, loss of appetite, low blood pressure, and high blood sugar. Call your doctor as soon as you notice any of these symptoms.
Discoloration
Have you ever had skin lesions that were white? It might be vitiligo, a condition in which the melanocytes stop producing pigment. Consult an endocrinologist or dermatologist if you have this issue for a diagnosis and treatment.
Rashes
Rashes are frequently associated with underlying issues. A doctor should be seen for the treatment of severe and persistent rashes, regardless of whether they were triggered by food, medication, or communicable illnesses like chickenpox. Some conditions, such Stevens-Johnson syndrome or Lyell’s syndrome, can be lethal. Adults who develop chickenpox should seek medical attention right away.
Edemas
If you frequently experience edemas, you should visit an endocrinologist because this could indicate hypothyroidism. Dry skin, hair loss, weight gain, and other symptoms are all possible with this condition, which is characterized by insufficient hormone synthesis. If you experience any of these symptoms, please visit a doctor.
Moles
Even while the majority of moles are harmless, you should still consult a doctor if you see any of the following: rapid growth, pain, or observable color or size changes.
Acne
Acne is a common skin disorder caused by excess skin oil, hormone imbalances, or digestive problems. Adopt a good skincare routine and seek individualized counsel from a doctor to effectively combat it.
Flaking
Numerous causes, such as vitamin deficiency, hormone imbalances, allergic reactions, and certain disorders, can cause flaking. When it is accompanied by significant symptoms, it may indicate the existence of a serious underlying illness.
Excessive sweating
Sweating excessively could be a sign of Graves’ disease, an autoimmune condition that affects the thyroid. Thicker skin and persistent itching may occur from this. If you have any of these symptoms, get help from a doctor immediately once.
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