When Judy discovers that her teenage son has been stealing and using his grandmother’s money to satisfy his gaming addiction, she has no choice but to teach him a lesson that he will never forget.
I’ve always heard about there being one child in every family who just goes overboard and does stupid things.
I didn’t expect my son to be that child in our family.
A smiling teenage boy | Source: Midjourney
My teenage son, Brandon, like most teenage boys his age, had gotten into gaming. And whenever a new game came out, he would get obsessed over it and watch the trailers, begging me to buy it.
“It’s ridiculous, Brandon,” I would say firmly. “I’m not giving you money for stupid games.”
But he was as persistent as they came. And when the latest version of his favorite game came out, he would whine and plead daily.
A teenage boy playing on a computer | Source: Midjourney
“Please, Mom,” he would ask at every opportunity. “Please, just this game and I won’t ask for anything else.”
“Brandon, I’ve already said no,” I would say. “Please, stop nagging. This discussion is over.”
Then, a week ago, the whining stopped. Brandon retreated to his room and was stuck behind his computer again, talk of the game long forgotten.
I was relieved, thinking that he had finally moved past this phase.
A smiling woman | Source: Midjourney
“I don’t know how else to tell him that we cannot spend money on video games,” I told my husband, Liam.
“I know,” he agreed. “It’s time that Brandon realizes that there’s more to life than just sitting behind a computer. And if he insists on it, then it’s time to get a part-time job to pay for his games.”
A smiling man | Source: Midjourney
Everything seemed fine as we settled back into our routine.
Until I received a panicked call from my mom.
“My savings for the funeral! They disappeared!” Her voice trembled with fear and confusion. “Judy, they’re gone!”
A shocked old woman | Source: Midjourney
Now, I should probably explain this part:
My mother is as eccentric as they come. And for the past three years, she has gotten it into her head that she needs to save up for her funeral. She’s healthy as can be, but it’s something that she does as a comfort.
“It’s not my fault, Judy,” she would say. “Some of my friends are passing away now, and I have to be prepared, too.”
An urn on a stool | Source: Midjourney
She would pick up her paintbrushes and splash wet paint all over her studio as she spoke.
“And it’s okay if you think I’m crazy, darling,” she would continue. “But at the end of the day, I have to do what gives me peace of mind.”
Since then, my mother had been putting away money each month.
A person holding a paintbrush | Source: Midjourney
“Where are you storing it, Mom?” I asked her one day. “Please tell me that you have a separate bank account.”
“No, Judy,” she replied, her eyes wide. “Then we definitely won’t get it out in time for you to use for my funeral. No, it’s in a little wooden box under my bed.”
“That’s not safe, Mom,” I replied. “Anyone could get to it!”
A little wooden box | Source: Midjourney
“My neighborhood is safe, darling,” she said. “Don’t you worry about that. I just need you to know where it is when you need it. You know, when the time comes.”
Little did I know, my son had heard this entire conversation.
“Calm down, Mom. I’m sure that there’s an explanation for this,” I said, trying to soothe her.
A woman on the phone | Source: Midjourney
It took hours to calm her down, and every time I thought she was okay, she would burst into tears all over again.
“I should have listened to you, Judy,” she cried. “Keeping the money lying around was a very stupid thing to do.”
But as I hung up, I knew two things: who was at fault and what I was going to do.
A sad old woman | Source: Midjourney
A week earlier, Liam and I had gone away for the weekend to celebrate our anniversary, and we had left Brandon with my mother.
He had been present when my mother and I had the conversation about her savings and the little wooden box that held it.
I could remember him sitting at her kitchen table, eating the cookies she had made for him, and listening intently to the conversation.
Cookies on a plate | Source: Midjourney
“Gran is really worried about dying?” he asked me in the car.
“It’s normal for her to be worried,” I replied.
Now, I pieced together the story quickly. Brandon must have thought that my mother wouldn’t notice the missing money. Or maybe he did, but he didn’t care about the consequences.
A woman driving | Source: Midjourney
All he had wanted was to satisfy his gaming obsession.
“Brandon, do you know anything about Grandma’s missing money?” I asked him later that evening as we cooked dinner together.
My son’s face paled in front of me.
A shocked teenage boy | Source: Midjourney
“No, why would I know anything about that?” he replied, a little too quickly. “Gran didn’t tell me.”
By that point, I was certain that it was him. His tone was all off, and I had offered him a chance to confess.
The following weekend, he begged to spend the night at my mother’s house.
A smiling teenage boy | Source: Midjourney
“Please, Mom,” he said. “I’m sure Gran isn’t feeling too safe at the moment.”
I allowed it, thinking that he’d try to sneak the money back.
And sure enough, when I went to pick him up, my mother opened the door beaming.
“You’ll never guess what!” she said, pulling me into a tight hug.
A smiling older woman | Source: Midjourney
“What happened?” I asked, curiosity taking over me.
“Last night, after Brandon and I had dinner, he asked me about the money and said that he wanted to check my room,” she said.
“Oh, he said that, huh?” I asked.
A stack of dollars | Source: Midjourney
“Yes! And he found it! He said that I must have misplaced it, and I guess that maybe I did. Most of it is there, except for about $100, but I could have used that on my nails last week for all I know.”
“I’m glad you found it, Mom,” I said earnestly, but inside, I was seething.
The plan was simple. I texted Liam and told him everything, asking him to call for a family meeting later that evening. We needed to teach Brandon a lesson that he wouldn’t forget any time soon.
A person using their phone | Source: Midjourney
After dinner, Liam stood up.
“We need to have a family meeting now,” he said. “It’s important. Don’t worry about the dishes, love, we can do it later.”
Brandon and I followed Liam into the living room and we sat down.
A teenager sitting on a couch | Source: Midjourney
“Brandon, Gran told me about you finding her money last night. Her memory seems to be going, doesn’t it? Maybe we should consider a nursing home?”
Liam nodded his head slowly.
“Look, Judy, I know that it’s painful to think about. But maybe that will be the best thing, if she’s worried about her memory.”
A close-up of a man | Source: Midjourney
“What? No! She’s fine!” Brandon protested, his eyes wide with panic.
“Well, she’s lost her money once. What if it’s her keys or she forgets to take her medication or put the stove off?” my husband added, playing his part perfectly.
My son’s face turned a deep shade of red.
A close-up of a teenage boy | Source: Midjourney
“She didn’t lose the money! It was there all along!” he said.
“So, you’re saying that Grandma’s lying?” I asked, raising an eyebrow.
“No, I’m saying that maybe she’s just confused,” he said, squirming in his seat.
“If she’s that confused, then maybe a nursing home is best,” I replied.
An old woman at a nursing home | Source: Midjourney
“I’ll make some calls tomorrow,” my husband said.
Finally, Brandon’s façade crumbled.
“Okay, okay! I took the money! I’m sorry! But I just wanted to buy my game. I didn’t think that it would cause so much trouble.”
We let him sit in silence for a moment, the weight of his confession hanging in the air.
An upset teenage boy | Source: Midjourney
“Brandon, stealing is wrong. And lying about it makes it worse,” I said softly. “You’re going to have to make this right.”
“I know,” he said. “I’m sorry. I’ll get a summer job and pay Grandma back. I promise.”
“That’s a start,” I said. “But you also need to apologize to Grandma. And you’re going to tell her the truth. Not me. And you’re grounded from using your computer until you’ve paid back every cent. Do you understand?”
A close-up of a stern woman | Source: Midjourney
Brandon nodded, tears streaming down his face.
“I will, I promise. I’ll get a job at the ice cream place and I’ll make everything right.”
Of course, he had no other choice.
An ice cream store | Source: Midjourney
What would you have done?
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My Kids Listed My House on Airbnb While I Was in the Hospital — I Found a Way to Teach Them a Lesson
Mariah had been feeling less than healthy lately, causing her to admit herself to the hospital so that she could have a check-up. But in her absence, her children decided to rent out her house as an Airbnb, ready to pocket the money for themselves. When Mariah found out, she decided to teach them a lesson.
“I want you to tell Denise to book it,” I said. “But they’ll recognize that it’s her, so she’s probably going to need to create a new account. Do you think she’ll be okay with that?”
A phone opened to an Airbnb app | Source: Pexels
“Of course, she will!” Liz said. “Anything for you. But then what?”
“I’m getting discharged tomorrow,” I said. “But the kids think that I’ll be here until the end of the week. So, let them think that they’re going to make some money off the place.”
A close-up of a woman’s IV and hospital band | Source: Midjourney
“You want Denise to rent the place, but you want to mess it up?” Liz chuckled. “That’s devious.”
“No, my children are devious,” I said.
I hung up the call, and the nurse brought my lunch to me, ready to leave me alone to eat while she did her rounds.
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This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided “as is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
12 Hilarious Jokes About the Wacky World Around Us
Let’s face: the world is a bizarre place. From strange animal behaviors to the everyday absurdities of human life, there’s no shortage of material for a good laugh. Whether it’s pondering why your cat insists on staring at nothing like it’s auditioning for a horror movie, or wondering who invented Mondays (and how we can legally protest them), the weirdness around us is endless.
So, grab a coffee, sit back, and let’s take a laugh-filled dive into a dozen jokes that capture the quirks, twists, and hilarity of the world around us. From clever clinics to surprising parrots, these stories will have you giggling, groaning, and thinking, “Wait… this could totally happen!”
Ready to dive in? Let’s get giggling!
A group of people laughing | Source: Midjourney
1. The Clinic Hustle
A doctor, struggling to find work, sets up a clinic with an unusual promise:
GET TREATMENT FOR $20! – IF NOT CURED, GET BACK $100!
A lawyer, always on the lookout for easy money, decides to outsmart him.
“Doc, I’ve lost my sense of taste,” he says smugly.
A doctor’s room | Source: Midjourney
The doctor calls for some “medicine” and puts three drops into the lawyer’s mouth.
“Ugh! This is kerosene!”
“And congratulations! Your sense of taste is restored. That’ll be $20.”
Determined, the lawyer returns days later.
“I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember a thing,” he says.
The doctor nods, calls for the same medicine, and repeats the process.
A container of kerosene | Source: Midjourney
“This is kerosene!” the lawyer shouts.
“Congratulations, your memory’s back. That’ll be $20.”
Fuming, the lawyer returns one last time.
“Now, my eyesight is failing, Doc,” he says.
The doctor sighs and hands him a $20 bill.
An annoyed lawyer | Source: Midjourney
“Sorry, I guess I can’t help you…”
The lawyer squints at the note in his hands.
“But this is only $10!”
“And there you go! Congratulations, your eyesight is restored. That’ll be $20.”
A smiling doctor | Source: Midjourney
2. Jungle Survival 101
A lost dog quickly finds himself in a jungle when a lion approaches, licking its chops. Thinking quickly, the dog pretends to munch on some bones.
“Wow, that was a delicious lion,” he announces loudly.
The lion stops in his tracks.
“Wait… this guy eats lions? I’m out of here!”
A dog in a jungle | Source: Midjourney
A sneaky monkey sees everything and tips the lion off. Furious, the lion drags the monkey along to confront the dog.
Spotting them, the dog panics for a second and then yells,
“Where’s that monkey? I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago!”
A lion and a monkey in a jungle | Source: Midjourney
3. The Parrot with a Past
A woman buys a $15 parrot with a history. The shopkeeper warns her about the bird first.
“It used to live in a brothel…”
At home, the parrot immediately begins its antics.
“Well, look at that! A new brothel!”
The woman starts laughing.
A parrot in a cage | Source: Midjourney
Later, when her daughters walk in, the parrot chirps again.
“New girls in the house!”
And they all laugh even harder.
But when her husband walks through the door, the parrot drops another bombshell.
“Pete! Long time no see!”
A shocked man | Source: Midjourney
4. Penguins on Vacation
A man driving with penguins in his truck gets pulled over by a cop.
“Take them to the zoo!” the officer shouts.
The next day, the cop pulls him over again. Naturally, the penguins are still there, now wearing sunglasses.
“You again! I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!”
“I did,” the man replies. “And today we’re going to the beach!”
Penguins wearing sunglasses | Source: Midjourney
5. The Silent Prince
A prince under a spell could only say one word per year.
After five years of silence, he finally confesses something to the woman he loves.
“My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?”
She looks at him, confused.
“Pardon?” she replies.
A glum prince | Source: Midjourney
6. The Adoption Reveal
Fred comes home, upset after discovering the results of a recent genealogy DNA test.
“Mom, am I adopted?”
“No! Of course not, darling,” his mother replies quickly. “Why would you ask such a thing?”
Later, his mother tells his father.
An upset young man | Source: Midjourney
“Honey, Fred may not be our son… biologically.”
“Of course not,” Fred’s father says. “Remember? You told me to change the baby in the hospital. I picked a good one!”
An amused older man | Source: Midjourney
7. Farm Rock Band
On a farm, a horse had always dreamed of being a musician. Every day, he’d stand in the pasture, strumming air guitar with his hoof and imagining himself rocking out in front of a massive crowd.
Finally, one day, he decided to make it happen. He called a music shop.
“I’m a horse, but I really want to learn.”
“Not a problem,” said the manager. “Lessons start on Monday.”
A horse standing next to a guitar | Source: Midjourney
Soon, the horse was rocking out in the barn. One day, the sheep wandered over.
“That’s amazing!” the sheep said. “I’ve always wanted to play drums. Think your teacher would work with me?”
“Of course!” the horse said.
The sheep started lessons, and before long, they were jamming together. Then the chicken came by.
“You two sound great! I’ve always wanted to sing.”
A sheep playing drums | Source: Midjourney
A few months later, the trio formed a band. Their songs went viral, and soon they were booked for a world tour. At the airport, as they were boarding the plane, the horse went to the restroom, missing the flight.
As he returned to the farm, he heard that the plane had crashed, and all passengers were lost.
Devastated, the horse wandered into a bar.
The bartender saw him.
“Hey there, buddy, what’s wrong?”
The horse looked up.
“I just lost my best friends.”
“Okay, but why the long face?”
A horse in a bar | Source: Midjourney
8. Baby Boom Drama
Four men are pacing nervously in a hospital waiting room while their wives are in labor. It’s tense, but finally, a nurse steps out and addresses the first man.
“Congratulations, sir! Your wife has given birth to twins!”
The man grins.
“Twins? That’s wild. I work for the Minnesota Twins baseball team!”
Everyone chuckles at the coincidence.
Newborn twins | Source: Midjourney
Moments later, the nurse returns to the second man.
“Congratulations! Your wife just delivered triplets!”
“What are the odds?” he exclaims. “I work for 3M.”
Not long after, the nurse reappears.
“Great news! Your wife had quadruplets!” she tells the third man.
Newborn triplets | Source: Midjourney
The guy’s eyes widen.
“Unbelievable! I work for Four Seasons Hotels!”
The room erupts in applause, but then everyone notices the fourth man. He’s sitting in a corner, pale as a ghost, smacking his forehead against the wall.
“Sir, are you alright?” the nurse asks.
“No, I’m doomed!” he groans. “I’m in advertising… for 7UP!”
A stressed man | Source: Midjourney
9. Castaway Mystery
A cruise ship passes a deserted island where a man is frantically waving his arms.
“Who’s that?” a passenger asks.
“No idea,” the captain replies. “But every time we pass, he loses his mind.”
A captain of a ship | Source: Midjourney
10. The Wisdom Letdown
One day, an angel appears before a man in a puff of heavenly smoke.
“You’ve lived a life of such goodness and virtue that I’m granting you a single gift. Choose wisely. I can make you the most handsome man in the world, give you infinite wisdom, or bestow upon you limitless wealth.”
The man, after a moment of deep thought, puffs out his chest.
“I choose wisdom!”
An angel in a cloud of smoke | Source: Midjourney
“So it shall be!” the angel declares, disappearing in another puff of smoke.
The man feels a rush of energy as divine wisdom floods into his mind. He sits for a moment, soaking in his newfound brilliance.
“Wow, I really should have picked the money.”
A man holding his head | Source: Midjourney
11. The Dance That Took Forever
A guy asks his crush to the big school dance, and to his amazement, she says yes.
Now he has to prep.
First, he rents a suit, but the line at the rental place wraps around the block. He waits, and waits, and waits, but finally gets the suit.
Next, he goes to buy flowers. Again, the line is ridiculous. It’s like every couple in town decided they needed a bouquet that same day. But after what feels like forever, he gets his flowers and heads home.
A smiling teenage boy | Source: Midjourney
On the night of the dance, he picks up his date, and as expected, there’s an insanely long line to get into the venue. After waiting yet again, they finally make it inside.
The music’s great, the atmosphere is electric, and his date is clearly having a blast.
Midway through, she asks him for a drink.
“Of course!” he says, eager to impress.
He heads to the drinks table, scanning for the punch.
And there’s no punchline.
A bowl of punch | Source: Midjourney
12. Everyone Knows Dave
Dave, a lovable braggart, is always telling people that he knows everyone. One day at work, his boss decides to call him out.
“Alright, Dave, prove it,” he says. “Do you know Tom Cruise?”
“Tom? We’re old friends,” Dave replies confidently.
The boss is skeptical but curious, so they fly out to Hollywood. When they knock on Tom Cruise’s door, the actor himself answers, beaming.
A smiling man | Source: Midjourney
“Dave! Long time no see! Come in, let’s grab a beer!”
The boss is floored but still unconvinced.
“That’s just one guy. What about someone important… like, say, President Obama?”
“Sure thing!” Dave replies.
They head to Washington, D.C., where Obama spots Dave on a White House tour.
The White House | Source: Midjourney
“Dave!” he exclaims. “What a pleasant surprise! Come on in, let’s have a cup of tea.”
The boss is starting to sweat but refuses to back down.
“Okay, okay… what about the Pope? You can’t possibly know the Pope.”
Dave just grins.
“Let’s go to the Vatican, then.”
They arrive in Rome, and St. Peter’s Square is packed with a sea of people waiting to see the Pope. Dave sighs.
An aerial view of Rome | Source: Midjourney
“Listen, it’ll take forever for him to notice me down here. Give me ten minutes, I’ll go up to the balcony with him.”
Before the boss can object, Dave vanishes into the crowd. Sure enough, ten minutes later, he appears on the balcony, smiling and waving alongside the Pope.
The boss stares up in shock, and the stranger next to him nudges him.
“Hey! Who’s that old guy up there with Dave?”
A shocked man | Source: Midjourney
And there you have it!
12 Jokes that prove the world is as wonderfully weird as it is hilarious. Whether it’s crafty doctors, scheming animals, or farmyard musicians, humor has a way of reminding us not to take life too seriously. So the next time you’re caught in one of life’s bizarre moments, just remember: it might be a punchline waiting to happen.
A group of people laughing | Source: Midjourney
Get ready to ho-ho-howl with laughter! These 10 Christmas jokes are packed with holiday cheer and cheeky humor to keep your spirits bright. Whether you need a quick laugh or a joke to share at the holiday table, these festive funnies will surely bring everyone joy!
This work is inspired by real events and people, but it has been fictionalized for creative purposes. Names, characters, and details have been changed to protect privacy and enhance the narrative. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental and not intended by the author.
The author and publisher make no claims to the accuracy of events or the portrayal of characters and are not liable for any misinterpretation. This story is provided as “is,” and any opinions expressed are those of the characters and do not reflect the views of the author or publisher.
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