Gather around, folks! I’m Violet, and I have a tale that’ll leave you on the edge of your seat. Picture this: a simple dinner with my grandpa turns into an unforgettable evening filled with laughter, lessons, and a waitress who picked the wrong table to mess with. Trust me, this story has a twist you won’t want to miss!
To give you some background, I’m an only child and the only granddaughter on my mom’s side of the family. Growing up, I was super pampered and got lots of love and attention, especially from my grandparents.
Grandparents with their little granddaughter | Source: Midjourney
My grandma, who I call Grams, and my grandpa, Pop-Pop, have always been such a huge part of my life. Pop-Pop, who just turned 66 last month, is hands down the most adorable person I’ve ever known.
He’s got a tough exterior like you’d expect from any grandfather, but his heart is pure gold. Only his close friends and family get to see that side of him, and I’m lucky to be one of them.
A cake to celebrate 66th birthday | Source: Midjourney
Pop-Pop is Chinese-American and speaks perfect English with an American accent. He loves reading, playing golf, and has the best sense of humor; his pranks are legendary.
Last weekend, we decided to check out a new restaurant that had just opened in town. Pop-Pop loves trying new places and is always up for an outing, so we do this kind of thing a few times a month.
The interior of a restaurant with a modern, chic decor | Source: Midjourney
We arrived at the restaurant and got settled in. It was a cozy little place with a modern, chic decor. Pop-Pop and I found a nice table by the window, where we could watch people passing by on the street. The menu looked pretty fancy, and we were excited to try out some new dishes.
Not long after we sat down, a waitress came over with our menus. She had this really condescending tone like she thought we couldn’t understand English or something. She leaned in and said, very slowly, “DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?”
An elderly man with his granddaughter in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney
I could see Pop-Pop’s eyes twinkle with mischief, but he kept his cool. He turned to the waitress and, matching her tone and volume, he very loudly said in a very exaggerated “Asian” accent, “YES. I NEED HELP WITH THE MENU.”
I almost burst out laughing, but I managed to keep it together. The waitress, however, didn’t take it well. She rolled her eyes, muttering under her breath, “Ugh, Chinese geezer.” She clearly thought we hadn’t heard her, but we did.
A waitress in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney
Initially, I saw a flicker of anger in Pop-Pop’s eyes, but then that familiar sparkle returned. He adjusted his glasses and cleared his throat with dramatic flair. I waited anxiously to see what Pop-Pop had in store. Though I must admit, even I was shocked at how he handled the situation.
“Can you explain the menu to us?” he asked, still using the exaggerated accent. “Dish by dish, drink by drink, dessert by dessert?”
An elderly man looking at the menu in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney
The waitress sighed, clearly annoyed, but she had no choice but to comply. She started going through the menu, listing each item. “This is the calamari: it’s fried squid. This is the house salad: mixed greens with a vinaigrette…”
Pop-Pop interrupted her frequently. “What’s in the vinaigrette?” he asked, making her explain the ingredients in painstaking detail.
“And the calamari, is it fresh or frozen?” Pop-Pop continued, raising an eyebrow.
“Uh, it’s fresh,” she replied, barely hiding her irritation.
An entitled waitress glaring at someone in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney
This went on for about ten minutes. Pop-Pop held her captive, making her repeat things occasionally just to prolong her discomfort.
“What kind of seafood is in the paella?” Pop-Pop asked, still using the exaggerated accent.
“Um, it’s a mix of shrimp, mussels, and clams,” the waitress replied, trying to keep her patience.
“And the lettuce in the house salad,” Pop-Pop continued, “is it romaine or iceberg?”
“It’s mixed greens, sir,” she said through gritted teeth.
Pop-Pop nodded thoughtfully. “Mixed greens. Interesting. Is the dressing made here or bought from a store?”
Paella served with shrimps in a wok | Source: Pexels
“It’s made in-house,” she replied, clearly struggling to maintain her composure.
Pop-Pop leaned back and smiled. “Could you repeat that? I didn’t quite catch it.”
The waitress sighed, “It is made in-house.”
He nodded again, slowly. “Thank you. And how is the steak cooked?”
“Any way you like it,” she said quickly, hoping to speed things up.
“Oh, I see. And what sides come with the steak?” he asked, drawing out the interaction even further.
Steak with a side of french fries | Source: Pexels
“Mashed potatoes or fries,” she replied, her voice flat.
Pop-Pop turned to me with a grin. “Violet, do you prefer mashed potatoes or fries?”
I could barely keep a straight face. “I think mashed potatoes, Pop-Pop.”
“Ah, good choice,” he said, then turned back to the waitress. “Could you tell me more about the desserts?”
It was a masterclass in patience and subtle revenge. At one point, the waitress gave me a desperate look, but I just shrugged, trying not to smile too much. She had no idea who she was dealing with.
An elderly man smiling while sitting in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney
After going through nearly the entire menu and having the waitress repeat everything so many times that I literally lost count, Pop-Pop leaned back in his chair and looked at me. “IT’S NO GOOD HERE. WE MUST GO,” he said loudly, still using the fake accent.
We gathered our things and got up to leave. The waitress looked stunned, and for a moment, I felt a little bad for her, but then I remembered her rude comment.
As we walked out, Pop-Pop switched back to his normal voice and said, “Violet, let’s find somewhere with better service.”
A woman holding a burger in a restaurant | Source: Midjourney
We ended up at a cute little diner a few blocks away. The staff there was super friendly, and the food was amazing. Pop-Pop and I spent the rest of the evening chatting and laughing about the whole incident.
“Pop-Pop, you’re incredible,” I said between bites of my burger. “That was some top-tier revenge.”
He chuckled. “Sometimes people need a reminder not to judge others by how they look. It’s a small world, and you never know what someone is capable of.”
A grandfather-granddaughter duo laughing | Source: Midjourney
I nodded, thinking about how true that was. Pop-Pop had always been full of wisdom and humor, and that day was just another example of his brilliance. It was a lesson not just for the waitress, but for me too. It reminded me to always treat people with respect, no matter what.
As we finished our meal and headed home, I couldn’t help but feel grateful for Pop-Pop. His heart of gold, his wisdom, and his playful spirit made him the best grandpa anyone could ask for. That day at the restaurant was just another reason why I adored him so much.
An elderly man enjoying a game of golf | Source: Midjourney
So, what do you think? Did Pop-Pop teach the waitress a valuable lesson? Maybe you’ve had a similar experience with a wise elder. Share your stories in the comments below. And thanks for joining the ride!
Lisa Marie Presley kept her son Benjamin’s body at home for two months after he passed away.
Lisa Marie Presley was so devastated by the loss of her son, Benjamin Keough, that she kept his body in her home for two months after he passed away. She even invited a tattoo artist to see him so she could get matching tattoos.
This is just one of many surprising details in Lisa Marie’s new memoir, From Here to the Great Unknown, which was completed by her daughter, actress Riley Keough, after Lisa Marie passed away in January 2023.
Lisa Marie (left) next to her beloved son Ben, along with her third husband, Michael Lockwood, and a guest, at the London premiere of “Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows” in November 2010.
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In her book, Lisa Marie shared that she had to fight to stay alive for her other children, Riley and her twin daughters Harper and Finley, who are now 16. She didn’t say goodbye to Benjamin right away because she was torn between burying him in Hawaii or at Graceland, the Memphis estate where Elvis, her father, is buried.
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Lisa Marie kept the room at 55 degrees to preserve Benjamin’s body and got so used to caring for him and having him there.
Riley and Lisa Marie decided to honor Benjamin by getting tattoos like his. Benjamin had his sister’s name on his collarbone and his mom’s name on his hand. Riley had her brother’s name tattooed on her collarbone, and a tattoo artist was called to Lisa Marie’s home to add Benjamin’s name to her hand. When the artist asked if they had photos of Benjamin’s tattoos to match the font and placement, Lisa Marie said, “No, but I can show you.”
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Riley writes: “Lisa Marie Presley had just asked this poor man to look at her dead son, who was right next to us in the guest house. I’ve had a very strange life, but this moment is one of the weirdest.”
Lisa Marie also knew it was strange. She said, “I think it would scare the heck out of anyone else to have their son there like that. But not me.”
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Soon after the tattoo day, Riley remembers that everyone felt like Benjamin wanted to be laid to rest.
Even Lisa Marie said she could feel him communicating with her, saying, “This is crazy, Mom, what are you doing? What the heck!”
The family held a funeral for Benjamin in Malibu, and New Age author Deepak Chopra led the ceremony. Riley said she had to keep her eyes closed the whole time because she was struggling to cope with everything.
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Benjamin was buried at Graceland, next to Elvis, and Lisa Marie would later be buried there too.
Riley writes a lot about her brother’s struggles with mental health and how he often went on drinking binges. She doesn’t believe he truly wanted to die.
After his death, she and her mom went through his phone, looking for answers.
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Riley writes, “We found a text he sent to my mom a couple of weeks before he died that said, ‘I think something’s wrong with me mentally. I think I have a mental health issue.’ It’s heartbreaking to me that he only realized he might need help just two weeks before he took his own life.”
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