So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
Lost Planes Found After Decades – Researchers Burst Into Tears When They See What’s Inside.
A group of researchers, led by Philip, stumbled upon an abandoned plane hidden in the Alaskan wilderness. The discovery left them astounded, especially when they uncovered a mysterious box inside the plane that held more questions than answers.
Philip, initially on a mission to plant a satellite device on a mountain, found the plane and immediately recognized that it had likely been there for decades. The size of the aircraft and its inconspicuous location raised questions about how it went unnoticed for so long
Faced with the decision to enter the plane alone, Philip wisely signaled his colleagues with a flare gun, prompting them to arrive by helicopter. Once inside the plane, they were met with shock as they marveled at the well-preserved aircraft that seemed frozen in time.
Philip’s motivation for this project stemmed from receiving an anonymous letter at home, which ultimately led him on a mysterious journey. Guided by a series of cryptic notes, Philip uncovered an urban legend about a missing plane, Flight 66, that disappeared en route to Japan decades ago. The legend suggested that the plane vanished from radar without a trace, leaving behind a mystery that intrigued and baffled many.
Determined to solve the mystery, Philip embarked on a quest to uncover the route the missing plane might have taken. A new anonymous note directed him to the right side of town and led him to a man named Theo. Theo, in turn, provided Philip with coordinates that further guided his investigation.
Following the coordinates through a deserted town and a mountain path, Philip eventually reached the top where he found the buried plane. However, a deep layer of snow and treacherous conditions made the journey hazardous.
The researchers, now a trio with the addition of Lincoln and Greg, started the painstaking process of digging out the plane. Their efforts were rewarded when they discovered a mysterious box inside the tail of the aircraft. The contents, or rather the absence of contents, left them perplexed.
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