So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300
So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t like the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills.
Phil Donahue, incredible moderator, dead at 88
Phil Donahue, the incredible daytime moderator, is dead. He was 88.
Donahue passed on “calmly” at his home Sunday, August 18, following a long disease. He was encircled by his significant other of 44 years, Marlo Thomas, as well as “his sister, his youngsters, grandkids and his darling brilliant retriever, Charlie,” as indicated by a proclamation imparted to The present time.
Brought into the world in 1935, Donahue started his vocation in media in the last part of the 1950s. In the wake of filling in as a neighborhood correspondent in his local Ohio, Donahue sent off his eponymous television show. It at first circulated on a neighborhood CBS subsidiary prior to changing to a nearby NBC partner in Dayton, Ohio in 1967. After three years it was gotten for partnership and circulated around the country.
His television show was known for covering disputable subjects from youngster maltreatment in the Catholic Church to the previous great wizard of the Knights of the KKK.
The Phil Donahue Show, later different to Donahue, made ready for future daytime syndicated programs.
Donahue’s show was quick to permit crowd individuals to address visitors.
“At some point, I just went out in the crowd, and it’s reasonable there would be no Donahue show on the off chance that I hadn’t some way or another coincidentally gotten the crowd,” Donahue told WGN in a meeting.
As well as making ready for other daytime has, for example, Oprah Winfrey and Sally Jesse Raphael, Donahue won 20 Emmy Grants and most as of late was granted the Official Decoration of Opportunity by President Biden.
Donahue’s family mentioned in lieu of blossoms gifts be made to St. Jude Kids’ Exploration Medical clinic or the Phil Donahue/Notre Woman Grant Asset.
Phil Donahue, we will miss you. Much thanks to you for every one of your commitments to daytime TV. May you find happiness in the hereafter.
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