Sо I аm аt Wаlmаrt sсаnning аnd bаgging my аlmоst $300

So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.

Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?

Me – excuse me?

Her – you are wasting our bags!

Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.

Her – that’s not my job!

Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.

Her – why are you using two bags?!

Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.

Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.

*10 seconds of me just staring at her.

Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.

Her – exactly.

Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.

Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.

*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.

Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.

Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.

*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.

Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?

Her- never mind you just don’t get it.

And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.

20 Prom Photos That Show What Graduates Looked Like When Phones Still Had Wires

Prom is an opportunity to feel like a real princess. Many girls prepare for it as if it were their wedding, choosing a special dress, makeup, and hairstyle long before the event. We think it’d be fun to see how graduates of different eras from around the world looked during their prom.

“My mom and the prom dress my grandmother made, 1965”

“Here’s my grandmother in the prom dress her mother made for her. This photo was probably taken in or around 1953.”

“My aunt and uncle at their prom, 1971 — she still looks amazing.”

“Prom 1959 to 2022: Grandma is still serving looks.”

“My parents at prom in 1992”

“Rocking into prom (1988)! I still laugh when looking at this photo.”

“My grandma, posing in her homemade prom dress in the mid-1940s”

“My mom and dad at their prom, 1986 — I will always want her dress.”

“My great-grandmother at her high school prom, I believe it was 1948.”

“My prom in 1993: the helmet hair, the sequins, the black pumps, the press-on nails”

“My grandma winning prom queen, May 1957”

“My grandmother’s senior prom photo, early 1960s”

“My grandparents at their prom (late 1940s) and on their wedding day (1950)”

“That time in 1989 when I was short and had a mullet, and my buddy took a soap star to prom.”

“My grandma, ready for prom, 1959 — she actually made that dress.”

“My mom’s prom, 1976”

“My grandparents at their senior prom in 1958 — I think they look so sharp!”

“Big hair prom, 1988 — thank gosh my hair didn’t catch on fire. It was so flammable!”

“My nana’s prom picture, circa 1942 — I inherited her lovely ginger locks.”

“My mom at her prom in 1973”

Speaking of the last century, we decided to recall what was happening back in 1989, when the Internet had just been invented

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