So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour “monitors” and then this happened.
Her – why are you double bagging all of your groceries?
Me – excuse me?
Her – you are wasting our bags!
Me – if you don’t likе the way I’m bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself.
Her – that’s not my job!
Me – okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that’s all right with you.
Her – why are you using two bags?!
Me – because the bags are weak and I don’t want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out.
Her – well that’s because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn’t need to double bag.
*10 seconds of me just staring at her.
Me – so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don’t have to double bag.
Her – exactly.
Me – so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items.
Her – no because you wouldn’t be double bagging.
*me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching.
Me – okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I’m still using two bags for these two items.
Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it’s not the same number of bags.
*me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show.
Me- is this likе that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about?
Her- never mind you just don’t get it.
And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skiIIs.
After 32 years, Sharon Stone has recreated the iconic scene from Basic Instinct, leaving men in disbelief.
Sharon Stone, at 66, recently revisited her iconic role from *Basic Instinct* in an Instagram post that quickly went viral. Posing in red lace underwear, Stone channeled her famous character, Catherine Tramell, 32 years after captivating audiences in the classic film.
The post garnered over 131,000 likes within 12 hours, with fans flooding the comments with praise. Stone captioned the photo, “Raw… yours,” adding a powerful touch to the image.
While the original *Basic Instinct* scene remains one of the most legendary and controversial moments in film history, this time, there was no interrogation—just admiration. Fans commented, “Even more beautiful,” “You haven’t aged a day,” and “Phenomenal, just like 32 years ago.”
Stone’s post is a testament to her enduring appeal and the lasting impact of her role.
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